AIDE: Sir, there has been a minor incident with a dog soiling a couch.
JD VANCE: Did you say “couch”?
KASH PATEL: Did you say “dog”?
TRUMP: Did you say “minor”?
I wonder what the felon’s reaction will be when the ratings are through the floor. I kid! We all know he’s going to melt down and chuck ketchup everywhere.
So we’re now “supporting” American cattle farmers by importing low-quality beef and will “support” American industry by importing out-of-date inefficient light bulbs.
“The power of this office is crazy. I could’ve banned fishing. I think I’m gonna do that.”
“If I’m in an electric boat and I see I’m going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I’m going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I’ll take the electrocution.”
“I hear I got 100% of the duck hunters vote, right? What did they get there, 100? If there was 150, I would’ve gotten 150%.”
“Some boat owners came up to me and they thanked me so profusely. Boaters can now once again enjoy the open ocean, and you can go slightly faster than 10 miles an hour, like 120 miles an hour if you’re crazy, but you can go as fast as you want, and we have that order.”
“Lead ammunition was a problem, huh? Is it better than other ammunition? I don’t know what the hell that means, but I know one thing you wanted it.”
Right, so Ms Salazar … what you are saying is that if 45/47’s mass deportation programme against Hispanics et al with its attendant denial of fair hearings, lack of transparency, targeting the innocent, job losses, causing family separations and trauma, it’s high costs and yet being ineffective to stop migration was actually popular, (and it is certainly is amongst others who voted GOP), then you’d still be on his band wagon?
Remind me again, who are you claiming to represent apart from your own re-election prospects?
Always put your money on self-interest, it’s the only horse trying.
Trump thinks electric boats electrocute their passengers when they… get wet? Does he have any idea how boats work? ”It’s already wet, Mr President, it’s in the water.”
I am reminded of comments after folks saw the scene on LOTR where the Beacons of Gondor were lit about what kind of sucky duty that would be. “Here. Climb to the top of that mountain with this box of matches and if you see the beacon on either side of you light up, light yours.”
Even with trump, I have to think he means if the batteries get submerged, not the boat itself. He never herd of insulation, one assumes. I don’t have to ask to know he can’t spell it.
In WWII, getting sea water on batteries would release poisonous gasses. Maybe he saw an old sub movie in a delirium and got confused..
He’s still telling this stupid story? He has all these ridiculous anecdotes that he keeps repeating over and over and over. Like the transgender story where he pretends to be a biological female struggling to lift weights over their head, before a transgender competitor lifts the weight easily. Or the ‘1600%’ reduction in drug prices. Or one of the recent hits-- about changing the ‘e’ in Democrat to a ‘u’ and removing the ‘b’…“not many people know there’s a ‘b’ in ‘dumb’”. That one’s been getting a lot of traction lately.
I have to wonder…is he really that stupid, and that insulated from real world feedback that he thinks these stories are clever and play well to the public? Or does some part of him know his stories anger and bemuse his detractors, and so keeps telling them as a form of trolling? I realize I’m probably giving him too much credit by suggesting the trolling explanation, but I find it very difficult, not to mention terrifying, to accept that the President of the United States really is as dum as a rok.
Meanwhile cutting a country off from world trade, as Trump is threatening to do with the US, is known as world wide sanctions and is usually used as a severe punishment. “Do what I say or I’ll shoot myself in the face!”
The North Korean regime thinks that autarky is a good idea. They call it Juche. Chieftain Ineptstein will find a nicer, more American word soon.
Juche posits that a country will prosper once it has become independent by achieving political, economic, and military self-reliance. As Kim Jong Il emerged as Kim Il Sung’s likely successor in the 1970s, loyalty to the leader was increasingly emphasized as an essential part of Juche, as expressed in the Ten Principles for the Establishment of a Monolithic Ideological System.
If you click on the Ten Principles you will be surprised how trumpian they are. Perhaps surprised is not the right word.
