The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Poverty stricken previous generations of small pox could barely find housing.

“I call it bigpox. Best pox ever.”

Superpox

The feds’ top laywer has something to say about the Bill of Privileges.

USPS jacks up prices with almost no notice.

The felon-in-the-oval asked Xi if China wants to buy American weapons.

How impeachment proceedings over this alone have not already begun is beyond me.

If you build it, the felon’s fans will come ruin the national park.

Of course the only question I have is the obvious one. What’s in it for the felon?

Blanche is unintentionally correct here. Just not in the way he thinks.

There was a comedy bit many years ago, when they first started having such interpreters shown on TV. As the politician was talking, they started off translating legitimately, but by the end, they just kept doing the “jerking off” motion.

“And someone told me, this pox was so strong, it could be on both houses at once! I called it “A pox on both your houses”, a phrase I just came up with, no one had ever heard that before.”

Who wants to go to a baseball game in Wyoming, and what customer base do they think they’ll have? Yeah, mine, too.

Airplane!

Case in point: “We have the best murder.”

“Because of tariffs, we are taking in hundreds of billions of dollars of profits. It’s one of the reasons I can offer, if Republicans win the House and the Senate, $5,000 to every adult. And we can do it in the Democrats can’t, because the Democrats don’t have any income, and they’re gonna drive us in a depression. They won’t have any money.”

How’s this, DJT: first you get me my $5 K, and then I’ll promise to vote for a Republican, being every bit as honest and serious as you are when you promise you’ll do something in the near future.

This is Donald’s actual area of expertise: he knows guys (in the construction industry). Guys who are practiced in padding the invoices and payroll and raking off Donald’s share.

It doesn’t matter if the Guys have any knowledge of the actual construction situation for which they’re hired (such as putting up Luxury Bleachers in a national park). What matters is Donald getting his piece.

From Monty’s link:

Major League Baseball has approached the Trump administration about hosting a game at a national park

Really? Why would MLB do this? The Field Of Dreams ballpark took two years to build…and holds a whopping 8,000 fans if temporary bleachers are brought in.

IMO, this makes no sense from MLB’s point of view.

It’s another Sports-Wank Fantasy for Orange Foolius.

It’s true that MLB has been actively exploring alternative venues over the past several years - including the Field of Dreams games, Rickwood Field, and Bristol speedway. Even if the venue is smaller than an MLB stadium, they make boatloads in TV revenue.

But, I’m still quite skeptical that MLB came to them with the hare-brained National Park idea.

And yet the rubes still don’t grok that profit the government is making is coming from them. It’s the worst shell game of all time.

Advertisement of the felon, by the felon, and for the felon…at taxpayer expense.

Yeah, that’ll pass the examen olfactif trotting out a literal campaign advertisement and asserting it is not a campaign advertisement.

Evidently MAGA = Make A G-man Abscond.

The cruelty is the point, as always.

The felon really does hate facts about Canada.

So, not 10%, but just a touch over 6%.

The felon’s new genius idea: another pool!

Is there ever any news of competency out of the Pentagon today?

Dysministration still ripping off people’s work and names.

LGBTQ+? Don’t expect any Title IX protections from the government.

“We’re sorry if we gave anybody the wrong impression”

Trump Is Finally Admitting His War Against Iran Is Not Over And He Has Not Won It

After having claimed dozens of times during the spring and summer that his war against Iran was effectively over and that he had won it, President Donald Trump is now admitting that neither assertion was true.

For the second time in as many days, Trump on Monday said his war that began seven months ago today is still ongoing. “We’re going to win that war very soon,” he told reporters during an Oval Office photo opportunity.

I wish people would stop parsing his words for meaning as if he spoke with intent. Yes, that’s the correct interpretation of what those words mean; no, it’s not a window into Trump’s mind. He does not do consistency or accuracy.

That’s true. It’s the same reason that Trump claimed that “we” have been watching those recently arrested guys at the English air base. He’s just speaking reflexively, defensively, thoughtlessly and meaninglessly.

Well, he does speak with intent. But no matter the topic at hand, the intent is usually “what serves my interests the most and makes me look smart/strong?”