The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Can flannel boards be far behind?

It’s only a day into the ar against Venezuela and Rubio already wants to go to war with Cuba. (The bolding is mine; the irony should not be lost on you.)

Is that a link?

Beef Jerky. A Jack Link!

It was supposed to be. Let’s try again.

Timing of the Venezuela attack on a Friday night to minimize attention/press coverage may end up being a double edged sword. While the fallout will no doubt last for months, Trump’s attention span, much less American’s attention span, already short, seems to near its limit and ready to move on.

So, as the 5 year anniversary of the Jan 6 insurrection approaches rapidly, as Jack Smith’s damning testimony continues to make the rounds, and as demands for the Epstein files’ release fail to wane, it seems even an incursion on foreign soil to abduct a foreign leader isn’t working to sufficiently distract from those issues, especially as he contradicts his own lackeys (and many of his own previous statements) by saying it’s about oil rather than drugs or democracy or whatever.

Trump proves he can’t even wag the dog competently.

Never have I felt more proud of my country. Nothing says freedom like invading a sovereign nation 1000 miles away and stealing its natural resources. USA! USA! USA!

Only if his followers are discouraged because of it…but they aren’t. They see it only as Trump thumbing his nose at the Demoncrats.

Bongino is out.

Don’t worry, the hits (of distraction) may well keep on coming:

That revolving door (or is it a Gatling gun?) is back in action.

Personally, I hope I do not see him on the other side. I’m hoping to be in Heaven when I part this mortal coil.

The felon’s proxy liar gripes about New York’s new First Lady’s boots being too expensive, but Leavitt’s own wardrobe is pricier.

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Hey, it’s not like the felon and his flock of fools is going to do anything hypocratical, right?

And now Cruella de Vile has decided Venezuelans whose TPS she revoked can apply for asylum in the US.

Throw more shit in the bucket and stir.

Make it imposible to follow what in the fuck they are doing. Well, they don’t know, so they just stir it up.

Just to be clear, this means that Bongino couldn’t hack the position even with the training wheels they installed on him:

FBI gets 2 co-deputy directors: Missouri AG tapped to serve alongside Bongino

There could, theoretically, be other interpretations for giving Bongino a shadow DD, but I prefer to think of this as being tantamount to Judge Engoron’s appointment of Barbara Jones to babysit the Trump Organization.

Does this mean they will have to show up for an in-person hearing at which they will be snatched & returned to Venezuela on the grounds that since it ihas been “liberated” (! :rofl:) they are no longer eligible for asylum?

Very likely. ICE has their quota; they’ll snatch anyone who’s even remotely foreign, including non-white citizens, to fill it. Consider the recent case (reported upthread) where they wanted to deport a woman who’d been extradited to the US for prosecution.

Despicable. An official tweet from the US State Department !!

Hey, dontcha know, MIGHT MAKES RIGHT.

Doesn’t matter that this philosophy has been rejected by civilized people for centuries. Toddlers love it—and we have a toddler President (and enablers).

No it fucking is not.

(Not that anyone here thinks otherwise.)

The ghost of James Monroe: “Stop putting my name on this bullshit!”

I’m waiting for when ICE decides to deport Maduro.