The Truth about Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

In North Korea they dream of both pig AND dog…hell, some nice tree bark would be good.

In Modern America, however, we eat coffee made of snow!

I, for one, totally an unequivocally believe that DPRK Truth is the genuine representative of the Juche philosophy in the Los Angeles/Orange County/San Diego/Inland Empire/High Desert area. I very, very strongly encourage him to open an “Ask a member of the Korean Friendship Association” thread in MSPIMS, because I have a ton of questions about his revolutionary activities.

For example, where did he learn to use the proper terminology to describe Western rapist-barbarians in such vivid zoological terms; how often he visits Pyongyang; and whether counter-revolutionaries are always getting on his case at work.

I read this as “as long as you do what you are told, you’ll be left alone by those in power”.

That’s true in any society, free or not.

Righteous, dude! Surf’s up!

Aro. (Let’s see if the OP can figure that one out!) Hey, is that a movie or an episode of a TV show? Any good?

I hope to god that the op is really sasha baron Cohen trying out a new act, the dogmatic north Korean. I’d pay to see that movie.

to the op, how do you explain Kim Jong it’s life of opulence and luxury when regular north Koreans are starving? he spent millions on alcohol and prostitutes alone.

why does the government work so hard to prevent north Koreans from accessing media other than state controlled ones? do you think your government is protecting you, or are they hiding something?

how do you feel north Korean human rights compare to the rest of the world?

don’t you have a craving for non controlled media the way many nk defectors. do?

It is with great sadness that I come to report that our beloved DPRK Truth is nothing but a common spammer. (Apparently, the SDMB was one of the very first boards spammed, so the initial scan for his topic did not turn up the other hits on Google.)

As a result, it grieves me to note that I must close this worthy thread and ban our beloved DPRK Truth.

[ /Moderating ]

In keeping with his beloved DPRK, we’re proclaiming him Eternal Troll of the Republic.