The Truth Revealed: Michael Jackson's Skin Woes caused by...

Straight from the Jacko’s mouth:

“I’m resilient. I have rhinoceros skin. Nothing can hurt me. Nothing.”

Log in to Just go to the site. You should get a little pop-up window with little news stories … sometimes utterly pointless (“Yes, Virginia, schoolchildren can misquote the bible”), sometimes even more pointless (Darva Conger’s been married 6 months now), and sometimes news of the “Oh, why doesn’t that person just go away?”

But Michael Jackson has that drive in him … that drive to be different.

Evidently that drive has taken him a bit far. I wonder which of those “procedures” grafted rhinoceros skin onto him … and, more importantly, where.

I suspect this explains the nose. He’s been having it gradually carved off so doctors have a place to graft on a horn.

And here I just thought it was over exposure to white paint.

I think he ust got confused about what “rhinoplasty” really meant.