Ellie Mae Clampet vs Daisy Duke
Who would win? Would you pay to see it?
I assume jello, or at least mud, is involved.
Huh. And here I was thinking Patsy Cline vs. Dolly Parton.
I guess “country” means different things to different people.
Not having been a big fan of either the Beverly Hillbillies or the Dukes of Hazzard, I can’t really address the OP.
Elly Mae’s athletic skills were superior to Jethro’s, so I don’t think Daisy Duke would even be a blip on the radar.
However, I also read the OP same way ascmkeller and my guess is:
Wynona, if she’s prepared.
Hmm. Well Daisy Duke has those spikey heels that could inflict pain. But Ellie Mae would sic all her critters on Daisy Duke. I’m betting on Ellie Mae.
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I misread the OP as “Daisy Mae” (from Li’l Abner), not “Daisy Duke”.
And isn’t Granny’s real name “Daisy Moses”?
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