Hear about the french horn player?
Every time he kissed his girlfriend he shoved his hand up her ass.
Two musicians met each other walking down the street: “Hey, Man, got any bennies?” The other dug in his pocket and pulled out a few, dropping one on the ground. He stomped on it to destroy it and the other yelled, “DON’T Do that! Don’t you know there’s musicians starving in Europe!?”