Go.
Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dashboard?
So they can park in the handicapped spots!
How do you get drummers to stop playing?
Put sheet music in front of them!
What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo!
What do you call a drummer that can read music?
A percussionist.
Homeless.
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Fighting What Since When?
An oldie but a goodie:
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A Drummer.
Hear about the drummer who locked his keys in the car?
The locksmith didn’t come for 3 hours and the interior got ruined, since it started to rain and he had left the convertible top down.
Or …
How do you get a professional drummer off your front porch?
Take your pizza and give him a tip.
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They have machines for that now.
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I was a music major in college and one of my professors was fond of saying
This guy walks into a shop and says, “I want some strings for a Bender Splattoblaster, please.”
The assistant says, “You’re a drummer, aren’t you?”
The guy says, “Yeah, how did you know?”
“This is a fruit shop.”
Did you hear about the drummer that graduated high school?
Me, neither.
Did you hear about the drummer that graduated high school?
Me, neither.
How 'bout the drummer that posted the same reply twice?
“Oops. I meant to do a drum fill there…”
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
OK, the first person to make a Neil Peart joke gets a royal ass-kicking from David B and myself. 
Who’s Neil Peart? Does he play in a band or something?
Nah, he’s just a drummer.
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how can you tell if the drum platform is level?
The drool comes out of BOTH sides of the drummers mouth
What is the difference between Bigfoot and a drummer who can read music?
One day we may find Bigfoot.
I won’t make Neil Peart jokes if nobody makes Ringo jokes.