The ultimate drummer joke.

My nephew is a drummer and I thought I had heard all the drummer jokes but this is absolutely priceless.

Funny video. I’m a musician too and my favorite drummer jokes are:

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Saliva.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
Drummer.

How can you tell when the drum riser’s level?
The drummer drools evenly from both sides of his mouth.

Those jokes are even funnier 'cause my husband’s a drummer, and he’s always the smartest guy in the room!

What do you get if you cross a drummer with a gorilla?

A really dumb gorilla!!!

Hey, I play the violin.

Anyway, this version was broadcast during the rugby world cup.

I can’t view the video at work, but my favorite drummer joke is

What do you call a drummer who’s just broken up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

If a student wants to learn music, give him an instrument.
If he fails at that, take away the instrument and give him two sticks making him a drummer.
If he fails at that, take away one of the sticks and make him a conductor.

What’s the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

The bull has its horns at the front, and its arsehole at the back.

How do you get three piccolo players in tune?

Shoot two of them.

Keeping in mind that “ultimate” also means “final”, we can only hope that was the ultimate drummer joke. :rolleyes:

So, you and the OP are two sides of the same coin, eh?

Hey, did you hear about the time the drummer locked his keys in his car?Yeah, it took him two hours to get the bassist out.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?The knocking speeds up.

Why are violins smaller than violas?

They’re not, it’s just that violinists’ heads are so much bigger.

I always heard it as “drug addict” who hangs around musicians.

I was going to post the same joke, but with an expanded punchline:

His knock speeds up and he doesn’t know when to come in.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family.

How do you get a guitarist to play quieter?

Put sheet music in front of him.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. She holds up the bulb and the world revolves around her.