How do you know when a drummer’s at your door?
The knocking speeds up.
-alternate version-
He doesn’t know when to come in.
Wouldn’t that be a redundancy?
That’s the one I was gonna tell! (As told by Bert Ziggen: "How do you get a bass player off your front porch? ::long pause:: PAY FOR THE PIZZA!) This shouldn’t be all that funny to me considering I deliver pizza but, ya know, fuck it.
Here’s to you Coldy:
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: one to change the lightbulb and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would’ve done it.
shut up, bet you anything the guy who started this playes the flute.
Spoken like a true drummer.
hahahahahaha. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking coke when I read this because I just got a new keyboard.
Do you play bass, too?
when he was a road band musician in the fifties:
Send me five musicians and a drummer.
Okay, this guy dies and goes to heaven.
While he’s talkng to St. Peter at the gates, he hears drumming. Incredible, outstanding drumming. The best drum solo he’s ever heard.
So the guy says to St. Peter, “Hey, that drumming is just the best! That wouldn’t happen to be Buddy Rich, would it?”
St. Peter sighs and says “no, it’s God. He just thinks he’s Buddy Rich.”
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
Two girls are walking along when they hear…
“Psst! Down here!”
They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, “Hey, if you kiss me I’ll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!” The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.
The other girl said, “What did you do that for?”
The first replied, “I’m not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth more than a famous drummer any day!!!”
How many drummers does it take to change a broken light bulb?
Two, one to change it, and another to come along and break it again.
So these two drummers walk by a bar…
(hey, it could happen)
Drummers walk? No, that wouldnt happen.
Drummers walk? No, that wouldn’t happen.
c/o my cousin - a drummer from wayback …
Q: What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch a rhythm once into a drum machine.
Q: What’s the last thing a drummer says to the rest of a band?
A: “Guys, I’ve written some songs I think we ought to try…”
I can’t believe I’m posting to this, since I’m a damn drummer…but…
You’re driving down the road and you see Hitler and a drummer walking on the sidewalk. Which one do you run over first?
The drummer…business before pleasure…
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What do drummers use for birth control?
Their personalities.