How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummer’s car?
Take the Dominos sign off the roof.
<roots through his Toad the Wet Sprocket bootlegs>
Wait…wait…here it is!
Glen (Singer): So, are there any musicians here that can play tambourine?
Randy (Drummer): There must be a drummer in the crowd
Dean (Bassist): He asked for a musician, not a drummer
(Crowd laughs)
Glen: So three musicians and a drummer walk in a bar…
(More crowd cheering)
Randy: (mutters under breath) Bitch.
courtesy of Shel Silverstein (i love his poems)
I only ate a drumstick
at the picnic dance this summer
just one little drumstick
they said i couldn’t be dumber.
just a tough and skinny drumstick
why’s that such a bummer?
but now everybody’s mad at me
especially the drummer!
