The Ultimate Jack Chick Tract!!!

** THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!! ** Take a look at this:

http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/

Forget Christianity!!! If you ain’t a Cthulhuvian in good standing, you’re gonna be in a world of shit!!!

Hehe

Quite simply, funny as shit.

I wonder if Jack Chick has seen this yet?

Wasn’t that on Weird Earl’s a few days ago?

Dissapointing. No “Haw Haw!”.


BCS stands for (illegitimate child) + (crowing rooster) + (Tootsie Pops)

It’s been posted before, but it’s still worth a giggle. I’ve printed it on a few printers around the campus, and waiting to see if anyone notices it. :slight_smile:

What does a believer call oneself? Cthuluist? Cthulian? Slug food?

Calamari bait.

Cthulhu chow?

I don’t really see the purpose of satirizing a Chick tract. They are already parodies. And in my opinion, you can’t make them any funnier than they already are.

True, but this one was equally funny (well, almost) which is itself an accomplishment.

Given how seriously Jack took Dungeons and Dragons, I expect that a response to Ctuhulu can’t be far behind…

I’ve seen some awfully weak Chick satire in the past, but this one was pretty damned funny…

God, that’s wonderful! Kudos to the artist!

I just call you guys “Yum Yums.” :smiley: :smiley:
The author of that is definatly among my chosen, and will be eaten first.

Hasn’t GMRuyin a link to that in his sig since practically forever?

Excuse me, sir, but is this your slime trail?

“My name’s Ftagn. Cthulhu Ftagn. Pleased to eat me.”

Y’know, I’ve read several Chick tracts, thanks to this board, and none of them had any sign of a “HAW HAW.” I feel so… so… left out.

That said, I found “Who Will Be Eaten First?” absolutely hilarious.

What about the dog?

There’s no funny looking dog.

Fang was eaten first so the best you can hope for is to be eaten second.

How the hell do you pronounce “Cthulhu?”