Cthlulu + Jack Chick = teh funny

Who Will Be Eaten First?

:smiley:

(This is really more MPSIMS-y than Pit material, but since the Pit is where the semiregular Chick tract roasting occurs, I figured this was the best place to post this. Mods, feel free to move this if you wish.)

Er…that’s Cthulhu. Guess I won’t be eaten first. Dammit.

Cthlulu is Cthulhu’s sister, perhaps?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228498

(And for the MPSIMS edition, we have Cthulhu Chick Tract.)

And now, a word from our sponsors.

[Jack Nicholson]
Well, don’t I feel like the fuckin’ asshole…
[/Jack Nicholson]

manhttan, I followed your link, and, well…

Isn’t there supposed to be some sound or something? Or is this the silence that will prevail after Cthulhu has eaten everyone?

I want to say this is from A Few Good Men, but I’m not sure.

Crap. The Elder Ones made me append an inappropriate period to my link. Try this one.

Whoa! It’s the Miskatonic University fight song!

Yup. Nicholson goes on awhile about what a great guy Tom Cruise’s dad was, then asks how ol’ dad is doing. Tom informs Jack that his dad died several years ago. And Jack replies as per above.

Pure gold. The link in the OP, and this one from the “giving lip” made my day. :slight_smile:

Hmm, allways thought that was:

“There is One god, He’s the Sun god, RA, RA, RA.”

But maybe that’s only for pep rallys.

Nope, for your misspelling, you will be eaten last. And tortured first. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

You are so going to be eaten.