OK, everybody join hands and form a circle around The Mermaid. Time to perform the exorcism.
Now, Mermaid, do you renounce Jack Chick and all his works?
Do you renounce disinformation in all it’s forms?
Do you renounce all badly drawn comic-type books?
Do you renounce hatred against Catholics, Jews, Muslims, practitioners of alternative lifestyles and Christians who aren’t fundamentalist enough?
Do you promise that, whenever handed a Chick Tract, you will do your best to refute the lies contained therein?
Do you promise that, as soon as the giver of the Chick Tract is out of earshot, you will throw the Chick Tract into the nearest trash can, it’s natural home?
(lays hands on The Mermaid’s head)
In the name of all that is true, or at least factually accurate, I command Jack Chick and his minions to depart from this child of reasonable intelligence, and to remove themselves to the more unpleasant regions of the universe.
And all the people said,