Yes. Can’t you hear them?
A perfect opportunity for someone to shit himself to death on live, national TeeVee!
Depressingly, both.
But I am fortunate to not listen, being something like 3000km away.
I will avail myself of information gleaned from tne SDMB
Well, “sedition” at least. Mark Kelly and other legislators were accused of engaging in sedition simply for reminding US servicemembers that they are obligated to not follow illegal orders.
Anything that undermines what Trump is doing is sedition, so if you don’t comply and watch the SOTU and applaud Donny Toots as he rambles and lies and threatens the world, you are engaging in sedition.
It’s only a half step from there to insurrection.
Possibly. 
Trump is demanding the Olympic hockey team be in attendance.
Someone has already said this I’m sure.
If the Men’s Hockey Team goes to The White Hose, they better leave their medals home.
Because that mother f-cker Will Steal Them.
Maybe some sharpened plastic, so if he reaches to grab one they can slash his hand in self defense?
No, no, of course not. They will give them to him. They won’t have a choice in the matter, but every news report will say they were given. Big, strong hockey players, with tears in their eyes.
The only thing I’m hoping to hear from the president tonight is a loud cry begging God for more time as he clutches his chest and collapses on the floor.
But no, I won’t be watching live.
Me either, even if I had a tv. I will enjoy Doper commentary!
Specifically, over-the-air broadcasts on television. If you’re watching on TV that’s over cable or the internet, you’re likely being counted by the cable provider or internet site.
I won’t affect the viewership counts in the least, as the man’s voice and intonation literally nauseates me, aside from the incessant lies, so I won’t be watching anywhere. I’ll rely on Dopers and what media still exists that can be impartial to provide feedback about the unhinged ranting that we all know will happen.
“It’s the big one! I’m coming for you, Ivana!”
Recreational grief performance artist and grifter extraordinaire Erikkka Kkkirkkk will be The Slobfather’s guest of honor.
Aww man, I was gonna add that!
Instead: “If you all don’t buy my trump branded products, if I don’t get $10M from you all by Friday, God will call me home!”
@Atamasama As each day goes by, doesn’t he look more and more like Jim Carrey in Mask? (Except Jim’s never been that fat.)
Get your Bingo cards ready! Feel free to share your list before the Slur of the Union begins! Please do not add a list after 10 a.m. (9 a.m. Central). This is my list:
Tears
Biden
Olympics
Fake News
Silent supporters
Illegals
Hate America
Democrats
Tariffs
Greenland
Ukraine
Russia
Nobel
Poll
Government spending
Global warming
Budget
Wall
Israel
Gold card visa
“Sir” story
Anchor baby
Hillary
Supreme Court
(Falls Asleep/Forgets what he was saying)
And this is the card I shall use.
Note: in my list, I used the terms he’s likely to use, not those I would use.
Someone should slip some green coloring into his bronzer, and you’re most of the way there.
Meanwhile, the women’s hockey team has received an invitation to hang out with Flavor Flav, which sounds much more preferable.
