How long have I been away? Who are all these people with these pics up and stuff? I’m so confused. Am I at the right message board?
It’s this sort of thing that makes me want to start up the Welcome Wagon again. It was a pain in the ass, but at least then I got to see the new people.
My pic will be sent in presently.
You my crunchy bitch never welcomed me…therefore…
No, nekkid pics for you 
Actually, I think I did, Jeanie, we lost a ton of the Welcome Wagon posts went the boards fell down and went boom earlier this year. That’s part of the reason I deleted the links from my sig line, it was too much work to want to re-welcome everyone. 
When I first started this “I wanna see pictures” business, I never thought I would be seeing the type of pictures I found in my mailbox today.
Ohmygoodnessgracious!
Some of y’all need to consider a career in modeling or porn.
Ohmygoodnessgracious!
Max if you remember, I did include you in my List of Hot Dopers however; I do not wish to end up on the wrong side of hillbilly queen 
She seems to have staked her claim on you or vice versa and I don’t want to cross her. So, no nekkid pics of me for you (even if I did get it scanned). I can send more clothed ones perhaps but no nekkid ones. Cute as all get out, who, me? Same to ya. webguy1000 vanished on me but I’m happy to lust after BottledBlondJeanie and Zanshin.
Slainte, who is luckier than she deserves to be, thanks to this thread.
Well, you never specified. That’s what vagueness will do for you. Maybe I should start an “I wanna see money” thread.
Of course, nekkid pix will suffice in a pinch.
I know I welcomed you BBJ, but yeah, it um, must’ve got lost in the crash…so, feel free to send the pics…
Ahem Max - there ya go… page 2.
Slainte, as much as I would like to keep Max all to myself. He’s been working soooo hard on the website, he needs to be rewarded, so go ahead and send some nekkidness his way.
superbee? slainte? ems?
Where the hell have I been? I feel like Rip Van Winkle here.
My pic is now officially submitted. I am also accepting any pics anyone wants to send me. And as the older posters know, long before the hacks in this thread popped up wanted to see nekkid female pics for their own perverse pleasures, my job - that’s right my job here - was to receive nude pics from all female Dopers. Failure to submit nekkid pics to me have dire consequences: mostly, I whine a lot and it gets ugly and embarassing for all involved.
My e-mail addy is available below. 
Sorry, Slainte, that “never specified” remark was meant for hillbilly’s post above yours. That’s what I get for not quoting.
But still, thanks for the ego boost. Now everyone gets to see you call me hot again
**hillbilly queen **, much respect to you for being so open-minded. Since you have no problem with it, I am going to a friend’s house to borrow her scanner within the hour. I’ll e-mail a pic to Max and BBJ when I return. Anyone else who would like one, e-mail is in my profile… too many requests on the board to keep straight.
PS - As I said before, it is only sans shirt.
I spend all night wooing Slainte only to have my cablemodem crash and I arrive back this evening to find I’ve been all but forgotten!?!
I’m such a sucker for a cute face. :smack:
<picks up ball, goes home>
See, that’s what I love about the SDMB: that huge sense of community. It’s like we’re all one big happy family…that swaps nekkid pix.
Ok, maybe that analogy doesn’t work that well in this situation. (If it does work in your family, please keep that to yourself :))
Wait. People are sending nekkid pics to Max?
Hey! I’m working on picture pages too! I know HTML and Java and everything! Yeah, that’s it. So, uh, send your pictures to me, and I’ll, uh, put them on my picture pages using my, uh, advanced HTML skills. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.
You know, I think we all owe a big debt of gratitude to Max and Hillbilly Queen, for starting threads that end up with people sending nekkid pics of themselves to each other. Ah, what a wonderful world.
Now I just need to get my pic on the board. No, not nekkid. Y’all will be happier that way.
The website is really great, Max! Lord, we are such a bunch of good-looking guys and dolls…especially you! Not flirting, sugar, just the facts!
I sent you an email with a link and also an attachment, 'cause I really wanna be on the site. If there’s any problems, just email me. Not that I can help you correct them, but at least I’ll know why I’m being left in the cold. (And no, I didn’t send any nekkid pics…[sub][sup]NOW I know why it’s taking so long for my pic to be placed! ) [/sub][/sup]
No kidding, really cool pics, everybody. ::wild applause, wolf whistles, woot woots::
SilkyThreat!!! Dahhling!
How come I don’t get a pic? sniffle sniffle
BTW, Max, looking at the site, I was wondering if maybe thumbnails would help out. It should save you pages and loading time. and make things a bit more lined up and easeir to read the names of people.
Just a thought.
I just noticed something. Mostly everbody that’s involved in the nekkidity, is from the south.
There’s something to be said, about living in a hot climate.
Or maybe we’re just trashier.
I dunno. I was wearing a winter coat in those pics, nearing 90 degrees and super-high humidity. But I’m weird.