maybe you’d better not read this…
All right. I warned you.
“All the world’s a (vagina)
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances”
–As You Like It, Act 2, Scene vii
“I had rather have a (vagina) to make me merry than experience to make me sad”
–As You Like It, Act 4, Scene i
“Once more unto the (vagina),
dear friends, once more”
–Henry V, Act 3, Scene i
“A (vagina)! a (vagina)! my kingdom for a (vagina)!”
–Richard II, Act 5, Scene iv
“the (vagina)'s the thing
Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.”
–Hamlet, Act 2, Scene ii
“Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia!
Nymph, in thy (vagina)
Be all my sins remember’d.”
–Hamlet, Act 3, Scene i
“There’s a divinity that shapes our (vaginas),
Rough-hew them how we will”
–Hamlet, Act 5, Scene ii
“there’s a special providence
in the fall of a (vagina). If it be now,
'tis not to come; if it be not to come,
it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come
the readiness is all”
–Hamlet, Act 5, Scene ii
“Friends, Romans, countrymen,
lend me your (vaginas)”
–Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene ii
“Is this a (vagina) which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand?”
–Macbeth, Act 2, Scene i
“Who steals my (vagina) steals trash;
'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine,
'tis his, and has been slave to thousands:
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.”
–Othello, Act 3, Scene ii
“See, how she leans her (vagina) upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that (vagina)!”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii
“What’s in a name? that which we call a (vagina)
By any other name would smell as sweet”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii
