“Well, there’s egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and Vagina, egg bacon and Vagina, egg bacon sausage and Vagina, Vagina bacon sausage and Vagina, Vagina egg Vagina Vagina bacon and Vagina, Vagina sausage Vagina Vagina Vagina bacon Vagina tomato and Vagina, Vagina Vagina Vagina egg and Vagina, Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina baked beans Vagina Vagina Vagina or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Vagina.”
Patrick Henry - “Give me vagina or give me death!”
Thomas Jefferson - “We hold these vaginas to be self-evident…”
Louis XIV - “Apres moi, le vagina”
Winston Churchill - “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and vagina.”
JFK - “Ask not what your vagina can do for you, ask what you can do for your vagina.”
FDR - “The only thing we have to fear is vagina itself.”
Albert Einstein - “God does not play dice with the vagina.”
Benjamin Disraeli - “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and vaginas.”
Karl Marx - “Vagina is the opium of the masses.”
Asimov’s Three Laws of Vaginas:
A vagina may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A vagina must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflist with the First Law.
A vagina must protect its own existence except where such orders would conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Best Supporting Actress:
Vaginalina Jolie in Vagina, Interrupted
Best Supporting Actor:
Michael Vagina in The Cider House Vagina
Best Actor:
Kevin Vagina in Vagina Beauty
Best Actress:
Vagina Swank in Vaginas Don’t Cry
Best Original Score:
The Red Vagina
The nominees for Best Vagina - er, picture:
The Sixth Vagina
Cider House Vagina
American Vagina
The Green Vagina
Vagina Insider
Other bits and pieces:
Who wants to be a Vagina?
All about my Vagina
The Talented Mr. Vagina
Music of the Vagina
The End of the Vagina
Austin Powers, International Man of Vagina
Angela’s Vagina
Shakespeare in Vagina
American Vagina
Goodvaginas
Deuce Bigalow: Male Vagina
The Neverending Vagina
The Vagina Trap
Austin Powers: The Vagina Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: International Vagina of Mystery
Wild Wild Vagina
Man in the Iron Vagina
Practical Vagina (or perhaps, Vagina Magic?)
My Best Friend’s Vagina
thanks. i guess i can consider this my true initiation into the world of the straight dope. this is fun!
how about some books.
vagina beauty (or black vagina)
the catcher in the vagina (or the vagina in the rye)
to kill a vagina
harry potter and the sorcerer’s vagina
harry potter and the vagina of secrets (or the chamber of vaginas)
harry potter and the prisoner of vagina
harry potter and the vagina of fire (or the goblet of vagina)
The Vagina-Files
Vagina to Ride
The Vagina Letter
How Stella Got Her Vagina Back
Vagina Letters
Muppets From Vagina (or Vaginas From Space)
10 Things I Hate About Vagina
Dudley Do-Vagina
Paperback Vagina
Take a Hard Vagina
Vagina the Hunted (or Benji the Vagina)
Vagina of Rage
The Face of Vagina (or The Vagina of Fear)
The Vagina in the Iron Mask
Vagina on the Hudson
Fast Vagina (or Vagina Getaway)
Vagina of a Stranger (or Kiss of a Vagina)
Vaginas in Crime (or Partners in Vagina)
When a Man Loves a Vagina
Vagina and the Beanstalk (or Jack and the Vagina)
Heavenly Vaginas
Jagged Vagina
Vagina Vengeance
Chairman of the Vagina
Die Vagina
Vagina Language
Dances With Vaginas
The Vagina of Darkly Noon
Cast a Deadly Vagina
Hostile Vagina
Next Stop, Vagina Village
The Vagina Who Could Fly
Vaginas of Mass Distraction
Die Hard With a Vagina
Cookie’s Vagina (or Vagina’s Fortune)
The Vagina Factor
Geronimo: An American Vagina (or Vagina: An American Legend)
More TV shows:
Walker, Texas Vagina (or Vagina, Texas Ranger)
America’s Most Wanted: Vagina Fights Back
America’s Funniest Vagina Videos
Vagina of all Trades (or Jack of all Vaginas)
Vagina Night Live (or Saturday Night Vagina)
Pensacola: Vagina of Gold
Vagina SG-1
The Howard Stern Vagina Show
Access Vagina
Star Trek: Deep Space Vagina
Big Vagina
MAD Vagina
The Outer Vagina
Don’t Forget Your Vagina
Vagina: The Legacy (or Poltergeist: The Vagina)
Vagina: Warrior Princess (or Xena: Vagina Princess or Xena: Warrior Vagina)
The Vagina Redemption
Regarding Vagina
Vagina Fiction
Vagina-air
Night Of The Living Vagina
European Vagina
I Spit On Your Vagina
Vagina Smith Goes To Washington
And A few movie quotes;
“Use the vagina, Luke”
“Thats no moon, thats a space vagina”
BNL songs!
One Vagina (or Vagina Week)
I’ll Be That Vagina
In the Vagina
Vagina Me (or Trust Vagina)
Who Needs Vagina?
Some Vagina (or Vagina Fantastic)
Hello Vagina (or Vagina City)
Be My Vagina
What a Good Vagina
The Vagina of Beside Manor
Vagina Set
New Vagina (on the Block)
Blame It on Vagina
If I Had A Million Vaginas
Stomach Vs. Vagina
Straw Hat and Old Dirty Vagina
This is Where Vagina Ends
The Old Vagina
Break Your Vagina
Vagina in My Room
Just a Vagina
These Vaginas
Alternative Vagina
Am I the Only Vagina
Life, in a Vagina
The Wrong Vagina Was Convicted
A Vagina to You, Rudy
i guess i can consider this my true initiation into the world of the straight dope.