Hehehehehehe…
Another male ego bites the dust!
:::blows smoke from fingertip:::
Oh, yeah?? Says WHO? 
Don’t be so sure about that, my dear. Or you either, tbea. 
And, Coldy dear. Persephone had the right of it, you do need to move eventually… now, how you move is another matter entirely, but dave didn’t ask us that! 
Pssst…Coldfire…you know us guys can fall back on the “Rodeo” routine if we really don’t want to move around at all.
Ooooooh Bluepony…
Just how does MrsPony put up with you?
Hey! What are Chief, Baloo, stuyguy, Coldfire, and etc. doing replying to this thread, much less answering it?!?! It clearly says for the ladies, right after the word vagina. I’m really, really disappointed, knowing the other 700+ page views were female, to hear you guys peeked!
Because they’re guys, Cranky! Guys never, ever, ever read the instructions!
We’d read instructions if we had instructions for women.
We just wouldn’t admit we read them…
dpr, just ask. I would, as no doubt would many of the other ladies, be happy to answer any queries you may have.
Within reason, of course.
reason… women…
Aren’t these words mutually exclusive?
ducks
I can turn you back into a newt, dpr, so watch it!
<goes off muttering to herself about revenge…>
…And you women think he’s the only curious one?
Sheesh!
What do you want? Men who are curious and eager to discover what you like and make sure you’ve got it? Or the right to gripe that we’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging neanderthals who don’t care about anyone but ourselves?
I await an answer, but I suppose it merits another thread.
~~Baloo
I was wondering how long it would be before one of you smartypants piped up with that one. And just for that, I shall return the volley to your court with:What I wouldn’t give for picture in picture. Making love to two different good looking men at the same time.
Most emphatically YES
I have never once said that about any of the people on this board, or IRL.
Well, there was this once…but, he deserved it!
Shirley I think most men would want the picture in picture option on the female remote as well.
What else would we want on it…
A variable speed setting (from quickie to you’re-not-getting-ANY-sleep-dear), a passion setting (tender to wild-monkey) and perhaps a “Yes dear” button.
and pb: you’re still my favourite. {{{{{pb}}}}}
Me too! Me too! <for my remote for hubby, of course ;)>
:o Thanks. {{{{{dpr}}}}}
Oh I KNOW what to do then…but why don’t you fill these other guys in, m’kay?
I really set myself up for that, didn’t I? :rolleyes:
Ummmm… I think I’ve embarrassed myself enough for one day, so I’ll pass on that. Thanks, dave, you’re too kind.
Unless some guys really do need to know this?
I’m so glad other ladies out there found the joy of your guy inside and NOT moving. There really isn’t anything like it. Surly guys would appreaciate the opportunity to feel the inside of the woman [i know my last boyfriend definitely enjoyed “just feeling” it].
I recently got my ex-bf to completely shave his crotch and he shaved mine. The skin-to-skin feeling was incredible, especially when we didn’t move and simply felt each other. ::smiles, remeniscing::
Hey congrats, Michi, we share the same birthday! It’s been a while for me also, maybe we can give each other a birthday present. :)
And I better do the same thing after I post this…reason…women…a classic example of an oxymoron.