The current estimate for new episodes is Spring, 2008.
“IGNORE ME!”
Nitpick: It’s 21 and 24, and 21 is the MUCH bigger geek. 24 is mostly geek-by-association. (21 is the “Kevin Smith” one, while 24 is the “Ray Romano” one.)
Hank: This is worse than that time we were captured and molested by Sgt. Hatred.
Dean: That never happend!
Hank: Oh yeah, you passed out. Most of it was awful!
I love that most of it was awful. 
21: Something attacked number 27! I think it was two ninjas taped together to make a giant ninja!
24: I saw it climb the wall, it was a giant spider!
Cue Brock Sampson smashing their heads together.
I really dislike this show. But my long-time companda, Ling Ling, loves it, so I’ve seen most of the episodes.
“Dick Move!”
You said it. “They hit me with a truck.”
Hank and Dean are describing an indicator light to their dad in the next room on a space station.
Dean: It’s on!
Hank: It’s off!
Dean: It’s on!
Hank: It’s off!
Dr. Venture: IT’S BLINKING!
Or the one where the Monarch returns from a long absence. Two henchmen get the call and as they don their unforms again they start to sing Mars: Bringer of War by Holst.
What was the Monarchs junior henchman who got strangled by Brock? Skippy?
Ah, I remember my favorite line from No. 24 now. “Dude, I almost get killed everyday at This job.”
No. 24 was part of discussions about Smurfs laying eggs and the aforementioned Death Match. I think No. 24 is *quite * the geek. Not to mention the Holst moments.
Speedy, who Brock keeps strangling even after he’s shot full of tranquilizer darts and knocked out by the truck. :eek:
And he was this close to earning his wings…
The Venture Bros. is such a brilliant send-up of that genre of cartoon “kid-venture” that littered my Saturday mornings.
Hate Floats" was probably my favorite episode of the new season: The classic opening with 21 and 24, the stilted recruting of new henchmen from the 'hood (complete with 24 as a crowd shill), Monarch stalking his ex in the giant flying cocoon, Dr. Venture taking Dean out to the mall to buy his first “speed-suit” (“does it have a little flap in the back so you can make poopie?”), The assault to take back the cocoon (Brock: “I am so keeping this net gun, it’s the only one I’ve ever seen work; most of the time they just tangle up.”).
Then again, “Victor Echo November” was pretty great too…
I love the episode where Helper gets a bitchin’ paint job and a horn that plays La Cucaracha. Not only do we get Helper actually being helpful (who knew he was also a portable dialysis machine?), but we get Brock running over lots of Monarch’s henchmen, the story of Monarch’s origin, a great little side gag with chupacabra, and arguably the first hint that the boys are clones (the kidney transplants at the end).
One of my favorite Christmas gifts of all times has been a black Venture Bros t-shirt. I wear it as often as possible – it helps me weed out the cool folks (those who recognize the shirt for its infinite coolness) from the lame folks (those who think it’s just a skull t-shirt).
“My trunks are haunted! My trunks are haunted!”
“Have you had ‘relations’ with her?”
“No, I haven’t had ‘relations’ with her.”
“Fine then. Rusty calls ‘Dibs.’”
“Serpentine! Serpentine! If I was trying to kill you, you’d all be dead by now!”
“We used parts from Sgt. Hatred’s hovertank, which is cool, but kind of broken now.”
“At last, someone who understands that serrations are only suitable for bread.”
“They’re in shock, like just seen your own clones kind of shock.”
“Fine, then, I’ll see you in heck!”
“Are you our mommy?”
“Listen kid, you do some pretty strange things when you’re dating a supervillian.”
“Its Icarus!”
“Prostitutes!”
“I’m getting the ‘wrap it up’ signal. Me, the Monarch.”
“SOMEBODY LEFT A BABY”
Dr. Orpheus:
“Get me my…BLUE WINDBREAKER!”
My favorite exchange between Brock & the boys:
Hank: And they kill clean! Don’t let dames get in the way!
Brock: Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read!
Dean: It’s weird, right?
Brock: It’s like he channels dead crazy people!
Hank: Do you think it’s a cry for help?
Dr. Girlfriend: What are you doing now?
Phantom Limb: I’m wringing my hands…MENACINGLY!
Dr. G: Well, nobody can see that.
Pirate 1: “We need that key that starts your boat mr. big stuff, let’s have it”
Brock: “It’s up my ass”
Pirate 2: “Are you serious?”
Brock: “Why don’t you check?”
Pirate 2: “Well… check”
Pirate 1: “What if he’s lying?”
Pirate 2: “If he were telling the truth, that would be better?”
Followed by Brock beating two henchmen to death in a rather unconventional way.
I loved how the opening of Season 2 incorporated the 3 top guesses of what would happen in the opening of season 2 (from the internet). Does the DVD version include the interstitial that spells that out?
Great show. Crappy scheduling of episodes on TV.
I bought the Season 2 DVD. Brought it into work and loaned it to a guy in the heating plant who had never seen the show. He devoured the entire thing in one night and loved it.
“IGNORE ME!”
Dr. Killinger and his Magical Murder Bag.
Dr. Girlfriend. (“I still keep looking for the scars!”)
Loved the “arsenal” in the guy’s locker. Mint in the box LotR sword. Later you see the guy running down the hall wielding the entire box. “Just glad I wasn’t the first one through the door!”
Brock and Dr. Venture laughing and reminiscing about the 14 times the boys have been killed.
“Brock Good!” (Venturestein)
Just too much good stuff.
You guys should try the VB quiz. I did better on the quotes than on the obscure stuff.
I dunno, since the new Gangsta recruites 21 and 24 asked to be named 1 and 2…or 2 and 1. One of the Gansta’s said, “I done told you, my name is number 1”. So does that make 21 now 2?
“He’s uh…he’s uhh…on there pretty good.”
“Poor speedy.”
“We’re not calling ourselves Rocket Boy and Rocket Girl. I don’t caaaare if I get to be Rocket Boy.”
“Maybe go jogging, with friends.” -said in a menacingly evil voice.
“Now smarten up son, you’re representing Hank CO.”
“And don’t do that…‘see food’ joke.”
“You’re right, she’d totally know that one.”
“Whooooo wants PIZZA ROLLS?!!!”
“Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?”