Mid-season character whereabouts tally:
Rick (injured) and Carl: walking.
Maggie, Sasha (ill), and Bob (injured): walking, until Bob sees a bottle, then zombies will appear.
Tyrese: last seen chasing the two armed little girls.
The two armed little girls: running the wrong way.
The other two little kids: dropped the baby and ran away when the armed girls started shooting.
Judith: dead, but the producers couldn’t show us a half eaten kid, so they implied that a zombie carried her off to be devoured, like a freakin’ dingo or something.
Michonne: last seen standing right next to Rick. Disappeared like a ninja.
Daryl: last seen arrowing tank guy. Disappeared like a guy with plot immunity.
Beth: last seen near the bus
Glenn (ill): on the bus with a bunch of people.
Bunch of unnamed people: on the bus with Glenn. Oh shit, not Glenn too!
The Governor’s lady friend and her sister: standing in the middle of a jumble of trucks, corpses, and zombies. They’ll be fine.
The Governor’s lady friend’s sister’s lady friend: shot in the face.
The Governor: dead, but do you really even care at this point?
Herschel: dead, along with a good actor’s paycheck. Fucking writers.
Carol: driving around, hoping that Daryl and Michonne dont get any friendlier.
Is that everybody? Are they all correct?