The Walking Dead; 8.13 "Do Not Send Us Astray" (open spoilers)

Ha, that’s funny. I don’t know about Comcast but they show WD again on Friday nights at 11pm on Directv.

That was discussed here in a thread a year or two back. I made the suggestion that walker bites were so full of nasty bacteria that sepsis was inevitable and death highly likely in the absence of serious medical care.

Then someone found a quote from one of the show’s producers that said basically the same thing. In as much as there is consistent canon on this show, that’s canon.

Well, there was the time he fucked with the walker stuck in the creek who got loose and killed Dale. Then later when he didn’t stay in the house as the walker horde were arriving at the farm, the gang had to waste valuable time trying to find him, which kind of screwed up their plans. Henry’s got some big shoes to fill to become as annoying as Carl used to be. Fortunately, Carl grew out of it.

Here is the thread I mentioned.

He found the barn walkers, he was pissy to Rick when they were leaving the prison, He ran off and got grabbed by Negan. He stirred shit up with Enid out in the woods. He fought with and pissed that kid who shot his eye out. He got bit disobeying Rick and going after that young Doctor dude. ( these examples may not be in their chronological order) Oh yea, he also got shot at the farm by being stupid. I liked the character but he was a fuck up.

But then, this would mean that walker bites are in principle curable, and indeed, even without care, some ought to survive. Also, I don’t think sepsis kills overnight.

But well, it seems I’ll just have to accept this as the new normal for the show.

Are Komodo dragon bites always fatal? They have some nasty bacteria that kills from their bite.

We’ve seen people amputate a limb that was bitten and survive that way. That’s what happened to Hershel’s leg.

I expect that with a decent intensive care unit, zombie bites might be survivable, but there is no intensive care any more. So in practice, all zombie bites are considered to be fatal. Even if they’re not, the characters on the show believe they are.

No he didn’t, he literally died from doing a stupid thing.

Yes, this channels my feelings pretty precisely.

"3a) No one in the main foyer, where is apparently where almost everyone who isn’t a main character sleeps in a giant hamster pile or some shit, can wake up even when a zombie falls down an entire flight of stairs located in the same goddamn room.

I have become enraged again just typing that. I had to watch it three times just to make sure I was seeing it right. A zombie falls down a full flight of stairs, lands mere feet away from a group of 15+ sleeping people, and none of them wake up until the zombies all get a chance to eat somebody first. (To put in role-playing game terms, they all get a free attack.)"

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Maybe all of the smart/savvy/clever Saviors have been killed off? Plus Negan was away modeling for Jadis.

Negan had a plan to wound as many Hilltops as possible. Simone’s plan seems to be the extermination of everyone who stands up to the Saviors, or might come after him if he choses to flee.

The Saviors didn’t even bring guns, and still key persons escaped. That doesn’t seem right. As much as these people shoot they should be able to hit their target more accurately.

Missing Neegan at 10’ with an automatic weapon is pretty bad shooting.

Had a typo there. “Neegat” sounds like a type of Russian gun.

“Where’s the safety?”
“Uh. Is not safe, is gun.”

(Quoted post snipped)

Or a delicious candy bar filling

It is interesting how zombie stories have to be oh soooo serious.

“Hey! They’re shooting out the lights! They want it to be really dark for some reason!”

“Okay, men, form up real tight and follow me as I leave cover and walk slowly into the inky blackness.”

Idiot writers.

Tactics continue to be an area of real challenge for these folks. What would the thinking be behind letting an attacking force into your perimeter, and also providing them with a bus to give them cover and obscure their entry?

And again, in terms of depicting what is going on during a fight, we get lots of close ups of people popping up from behind cars without a good sense of who is who, where they are and what their objective is.

Also, the cliched ninja zombie who comes out of nowhere and catches people from behind.

Why are they sleeping strewn on the floor with the door open? Good thing the one zombie fell down the steps quietly, so as to not wake anyone.

There is no reason for the writing to be so stupid.

Perhaps because they are under attack.

I guess leaving the house door open to attackers is logically consistent with opening the front gates to them too. You got me there.

And now we have to believe that zombie guts are such a deadly brew that getting any into a break in your skin is a death sentence. And that after years of dirty, scraped up people fighting zombies, being buried under piles of zombies, smearing themselves with zombie guts as camouflage and walking around without gloves or any extra protection, this is the first time anyone was infected.

This isn’t just comic-book suspension of disbelief. It’s plain bad writing.