Oh, hell, just hold your beer can under your armpit when you ain’t drinking out of it.
George Carlin had an interesting take on anti-perspirants. “Put a bay leaf under each arm. It doesn’t keep you dry, but you’ll smell like soup!”
Mooom - I frosted them with vanilla glaze, but some of the doughnuts themselves are chocolate.
Howdy from da cave! I stopped at the sto’ and got some fried chikin, peas 'n carrots, N.O.T. logs, and rolls for dindin. Don’t Judge! Anywho, we already et it up. ‘Twas pretty good on a cool rainy afternoon/evenin’.
We’re goin’ to a visitation this evenin’. The son of a church member died of a heart attack very probably durin’ the night Sunday at age 49. His brother had talked to him Sunday night after the Stoupor Bowl and he was found dead Monday mornin’. 
So sad!
Ok, gonna go surf 'round teh intartoobz for a bit.
Emily, you could frost your donuts pink and sprinkle them with chocolate jimmies for a pre-Valentine’s Day treat.
This is a new one on me - are they big, giant fries? Formed smashed? Stuffed into something? Do tell…
I dunno - chocolate frosting would guarantee my everlasting love! Surely everyone thinks as I do!
You must be psychic 
I put sprinkles on some of the donuts. Chocolate ones on some, coloured ones on others, and heart-shaped ones on others.
Home from the visitation. Lots o’ folks there. We did a quick in and out thing. Speak to family, sign the guest book and leave. OYKW went back to his place for the night and I’m here in da cave all snug on a rainy night.
MOOOOOOM behold N.O.T. Logs aka N.O.T. wedges.
Interesting - I never heard wedges called logs. Must be a regional thing. And too bad - I was hoping for a new recipe…
Time to recline and start another lap robe. MWAH!
Looks like what is called Western Fries around here.
Sometimes they are spicy
We had heart shaped donuts at work today. I had two even though I knew it would make my cardiologists sphincter snap shut.
(With all the exercise I get now, blow me stethoscope-boy.)
You really want this post on the web when some stethoscope boy is going to decide whether or not to hit you with the defibrillator One More Time?
:dubious:
Emily, that’s psycho, not psychic. 
Bowled a 137 tonight. I didn’t buy beer!
I hd a meeting ,then worked at another store. I had to label some shelves in the back. The very high up shelf is now labeled" VeryHighShelf" 
“90% of Irish Atheists believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ” - Father Ingam
Midget, now i want a doughnut.
Yya for 137, red! that’s 29 pins better than my all time high.
Blurf! Went to the pub last night, much fun was had discussing sticky Horlicks worms…no, you really don’t want to know.
Got up this morning with a serious case of the Don Twannas but I am here anyway. There were a couple of white things falling from the sky when I got here but that silliness seems to have stopped now.
I shall prepare for the oncoming snowmageddon with a cup of tea. No doughnuts here though, but I do have two bottles of red wine under my desk.
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN ‘Tis 46 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 60 for the day. Right now it’s rainy but that’s supposed to go away this mornin’. We shall see.
Irk shall be paperirky today. [del]Minions[/del] Assistants and I have been doin’ a lot of enrollments and approvals are comin’ through right and left. This means a lot of settin’ up files, settin’ up online accounts, creatin’ employment plans and all kinds of other fun stuff. Both of them are goin’ to be out and about today and tomorrow to do even more enrollments, so da bear will be handlin’ the paperirky stuff. That’s ok by me cause it means gettin’ these folks started which is a good thing. Also it keeps me off the streets and outta trouble.
Ok, that’s all I got for now. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy is hongry. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence.
Happy Thursday Y’all!
I slept with my little buddy Mel(atonin) and I didn’t drag my butt out of bed till 5:30!! That’s like sleeping in!
Today’s big plan involves buying groceries. I’ll also bring them home and put them away. Before that whole evolution, I anticipate a shower and the donning of garments appropriate for being seen in public. An exciting day ahead. Yeah.
Oh, and today is FCD’s payday! Actually, tomorrow is payday, but they do the deposit the day before. Yay! The VISA god will be appeased!!
Plus the **bear **won’t be roaming the streets! And the peasants rejoiced!!
So it well and truly is a Happy Thursday!
Up, caffeinated, off to work.
Blurf.
How to get Swampy fired up this early in the day. For everyone else, nom nom nom.