The weekend is almost here!

Lessee, what to do this weekend? First, li’lbee#1 has a soccer game, then li’lbee#2 has baseball practice. Then I get to come home and pull the transmission out of my old pick-up truck, where I’m sure I’ll be celebrating Easter by speaking of Jesus Christ quite a bit. After that, it’s weed pulling and pine needle spreading, maybe planting a few shrubs if the old B & C can decide what the hell she wants. Then, after lunch, [sub]just kidding[/sub] it’s time to hop on the mower and cut some grass. There’s only about 4 acres, so I should finish up in about a 12 pack.

What the hell has happened to my “life?”

Come on Monday!!!

What am I really gonna do this weekend? I’m gonna get the girl, kill the baddies and save the entire planet! (and bust your high score while I’m at it.)

Can I borrow a quarter? :smiley: