The "What are your summer plans?" MMP

Yes, I am referring you for this job. Yes, I do mean for you to apply. Yes, I have already contacted the employer, given your name, and sent a form requestin’ the employer to follow-up with me that you applied and whether or not you got hired. I have said those things several times this mornin’. What I didn’t say is, “yes, I am evile enough to exit you from services for non-compliance if you don’t apply for this job.” I am evile enough, I just didn’t tell them that. BTW Mr. I Stick My Hand Down Garbage Disposals has left several very contrite, garment rendin’, ash heapin’ voicemails on the irk phone this mornin’. See, I do check voicemail even when I’m not there.

On the plus side, my lovely shingles rash is clearin’ on up. Only a couple little bumps and not really hurty. YAY! Mayhaps I shall be able to roam amongst the public by Thursday. We’ll see what my doc says tomorrow mornin’.

OYKW called me to tell me the horrible mess he expected to find on his desk was just terrible instead of horrible. By that he meant still awful but not as bad as he expected. :smiley: He also has someone comin’ to his place at four this afternoon to take a look at the water heater and tell him whether or not it’s fixable. My bet is on not fixable. The thing is ooooolllllllllddddddd!!!

Lucky I had to get the ancient A/C unit replaced in the first house I owned. It decided to die in July. I feel for ya.

Nuts and Rockin’ appropriate/inappropriate appendages crossed re the job interview and the tests.

Ok, back to [del]bein’ the wicked witch of the west’s even more evile twin brother[/del] irk.

I am looking for kittens. Two. Honey wants females. I don’t care what sex they are. I would like Siamese mixed, but I’ll take whatever comes along, except gray tabbies, I’ve never had good luck with them. Honey said he doesn’t want a ginger, but he’ll take what he gets. So, I guess all tabbies are out.

Nurse! if you were anywhere near Parrott, Jawja you could go to my friend’s mother’s house and take your pick of kittehs. Apparently, they are everywhere. She feeds the strays, which, is nice, but encourages the spread of the feral cat population in those parts. Engine Kitty has many alive brothers and sisters accordin’ to my friend. Here’s hopin’ the appropriate kittehs find their way to y’all soonest.

I told OYKW about Engine Kitty. He called me sick and demented, but says he considers those to be good qualities. :smiley:

No real surprise if I mention amusement parks? This summer looks like 16 parks across a total of 34 days. (We’ll spend at least 10 days at Knoebels)

I do have a bike adventure planned while the Old Wench goes to the California rollercoaster convention. I want to hook around and hit Rte 6 in eastern PA/NY somewhere and see how far west I can follow it. At least to Indiana or so. 6 has a great rep as a riding road and other than parts around Erie/Bradford I’ve just never done it.

We leave for KY tomorrow early so any Mumpers in the Bowling Green area should duck. Other than that will return for the next MMP

Oh yeah, The Alamo. I forgot about that place.

HAR! Good one Sean! :smiley:

I’m tahrd of talkin’ on the phone. I spend a lot of irktime doin’ that cause, well, that’s a large part of things. Today, however, I am tahrd of it. ICK!

US6 is a fun ride through western Ohio and Indiana. Not as much fun as the hills, but still a good one.

Holler when you get to Bowling Green. That’s only an hour away, so if y’all are free for dinner while you’re there, I would love to see you.

I’ve had some glazing time, but now I quit. It’s messy and I’s tahred.

Rotissed chickie for supper, with sides. Not sure which sides, but I’ll figure it out.

Oh, and it’s mid 80s outside. Thank goodness for a/c!

I have the crankies today. Glad I have tomorrow off.

Would someone PLEASE turn down the heat?

‘Tis 89 Amurrkin out and Summer hyooooooomid! Feels like it’s at least ten degrees warmer out than the air temp. Not complainin’ however cause I likes the Summer.

Also, irk is over for the day. I could do more but I don’t want to do more. So There! :stuck_out_tongue:

Since OYKW is meetin’ the water heater guy at four, I’ll wait 'til around then to stick the beastloaf in the oven. Mac 'n cheese is all made up. I’ll just toss some grated cheese and some bread crumbs on top and throw it in the oven (in an oven proof dish, of course, not just slung in the oven cause that would be messy) to get all melty and bubbly. Cornbread won’t take that long as I’ll use the convection oven for that and probably the mac ‘n cheese. Cabbage is nuttin’ to steam. Ummm… in case y’all have not figured this out, I’s a little hongry. :smiley:

I don’t know what’s going on with our travel agent, but I called Holiday Inn myself and found our reservations in London, then I called Princess Line and found out other info that the agent hasn’t been sharing. Honest-to-goodness, we’d have done just as well to book all of this ourselves. I thought the agent was going to be a help, but she’s more of a pain.

**FCD **and FIL don’t want rotissed chickie, so supper is grab whatever. But I’m going to rotiss the chicken anyway - it’ll be eaten eventually.

Good thoughts for all mumpers with vehicle wobblies.

BBQ pizza, along with Hawaiian and Nacho pizza, is what you eat when you’ve eaten too much regular pizza lately. I say this as a formerly broke former pizza delivery driver. One of our perks was getting to share one pizza per shift and most of us couldn’t afford to not make that our evening meal. No matter how odd the odd pizzas were, sometimes we had to take a break from the regular toppings.

Woohoo, indeed.

Is it too late to cross? I’ve lost track, but I’ll cross anyway.

This summer? I think I’m going to concentrate on day trips. Also on getting actual lawn into the back yard. Dare I hope to get caught up at work? Maybe.

I finally tried bananas Foster pizza. Don’t tell anyone I did, but it is good.

Roofing will do that to a guy.

Sitting outside WMAR TV in a sat truck right now where some guy drove through the doors of the station. I heard about it before noon. They decided to send me at 2.

What a pig fuck.

HAR! Good one BBBobbio! I gather you have not been struck by lightnin’.

The MMP is just full of comedians today!

Dindin is et. YUM! Plus leftovers for tomorrow, so yay!

OYKW’s water is history. Thus a replacement shall be procured. Sucky but necessary expense. Poor thing.

**FCD **and FIL had pancakes and turkey bacon for supper. I had a PB&J with cherry preserves and chunky PB. Dishes are done, and I have a rotissed chickie to do something with… tomorrow. That gives me time to decide what to do.

They’re heading out at 9 tomorrow, and I don’t expect them to get home before 9 tomorrow night. At least I don’t have to go.

I want dessert. Maybe some ice cream later.

I replaced a water heater. Rather, I wrote a check and stood and watched while a friend from work installed it.
He threw it at me at Lowes. It fell of the shelf while several people were getting it down, and I tried to catch it.
Sometimes, I show a remarkably underdeveloped intelligence. I didn’t know James could run that fast.
My wedding ring cut my hand, and I tried to write the check without bleeding on it.
Good times!
:dubious:

flytrap interestin’ly enough OYKW’s new water heater will come from Lowe’s. A forty gallon one at a reasonable price. I found it online for him and he called the local store to see if they had any in stock. They did, so he and water heater guy will meet up there tomorrow. OYKW will buy it and water heater guy will haul it over to OYKWs place after its bought and will install it Thursday mornin’. He’s good. Shows up when he says and does good work. He’s a general fixit type that everybody likes.

So, Thursday mornin’ OYKW will be in hot water once again. :smiley:

ETA: Fixit guy is also kinda burly. He fixes stuff and he’s eye candy. Could one want more! :smiley:

Not a cloud in da sky to generate a bolt. VWife was home with the AC set on absolute 0 and the fans at Mach 1.3 while was talking about a very pleasant 3 mile walk in 83 Amurrkin temperatures. :rolleyes:

Sorry about the water heater. I’ve changed a couple, not hard, but $$$ and a bit of busy work. The worst part was listening to VWife bitch about no water.