cuauhtemoc has an imposing stature, mesmerizing eyes and is everything you’d expect of an Aztec emperor.
And he has great taste in women.
Slainte makes me think of Slate, the MSN feature.
Slainte makes me think of a slanted saint.
Bruce_Daddy makes me–and I’m really sorry about this–think of this horny little old lady who was a resident in a nursing home where my husband used to work that would say to him (and other male employees, I presume), “Come over here, Daddy,” and other things which make me blush even to think of them.
Hmm, to play this game I guess you have to stick with the Dopers you’ve never met IRL. Something I’m subject to, that’s been kicked around here before, is that although almost everyone does seem to construct some vision of the people with whom they interact, once you’ve met quite a few people you’ve known beforehand on the 'net, you tend to stop doing that.
That being said:
Audrey Levins I’d imagine is pretty fun to visit with, and is pretty socially adept.
Why I couldn’t say, but I imagine that brachy has expressive eyes.
I’d bet they’re both fun to meet.
That sounds dangerous. How do you use one?
Ouiji Boars are supernaturally good tasting!
Ilsa_Lund makes me think of a tiny three headed monkey singing Feelings while skipping rope.
I’m just saying…
Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwaitwait. Wait.
You mean, his name isn’t “Mange Trout”? Oh my God, I can’t read. I. CAN’T. READ!!!
Hmm… I sometimes wish I had titan hair, flaming red (or auburn, at the very least)… but that’s not to be. Oh well.
A punkish lead singer of a band? Ha, I like that part as well. 
El Kabong makes me think of a certain illegal drug (of the Spanish variety) receptacle going kaboom! as the contents explode in a fire.
What? That’s perfectly normal… coz I say so!
F_X
Hmm… I sometimes wish I had titan hair, flaming red (or auburn, at the very least)… but that’s not to be. Oh well.
A punkish lead singer of a band? Ha, I like that part as well.
El Kabong makes me think of a certain illegal drug (of the Spanish variety) receptacle going kaboom! as the contents explode in a fire.
What? That’s perfectly normal… coz I say so!
F_X
NoClueBoy Makes me think of a hairless Dinkey Kong.
:hand slowly moving toward gun on table:
… and also, of course, seeing Bruce_Daddy’s name on a post makes me want to read it immediately (she said hastily and nervously).
Indygrrl makes me think of punkish girl power, the Indigo Girls, and, occasionally, racing.
I also read TVeblen as TV Eblen.
Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair always reminds me of Beauty and the Beast.
Zeldar makes me think of Legend of Zelda
Quasimodem reminds me of Quasimoto
and Satisfying Andy Licious makes me think Satisfying and Delicious for some crazy reason.
Ringo – I once saw a Beatles cartoon in which Ringo Starr played the part of the village idiot. When they’d introduce themselves, the Beatles would all say their names:
John: “We’re John”
Paul: “Paul”
George: “George”
And Ringo would finish with an over-the-top “and Ringoooooo!”
So whenever I read your name, it’s always in that goofy voice that says, “Ringooooo!”
Flamsterrette X – A punk rock hamster, with wildly colored and spiked hair and a few exta earrings
moejuck – a cup of coffee so thick you can stand a spoon in it
Indygrrl – one of the Power Puff Girls
sceptic_ev – an updated version of Doubting Thomas, but he’s named Evan, so his face is scrunched up skeptically, and he’s got blonde hair and a sweatshirt tied around his waist
Bruce Daddy – Bruce Lee, only with hair graying at the temples
MonkeyMensch – the Donkey Kong ape, only with the curly-cued locks of a Hasidic Jew and flexing his bicep
ChefGuy – the Swedish chef from the Muppets
Lisa-go-Blind – Lisa from the Simpsons wearing dark sunglasses
Satisfying Andy Licious – I’m forever stuck with Lisa-go-Blind’s great suggestion that he looks like Andy Richter
Slainte – I’ve seen a picture of her elsewhere; who needs imagination when reality looks like that?
Age Quod Agis makes me think of logical fallacies.
I guess you’ve read some of my GD posts.
No, I just think of post hoc and Ad Infinitum, etc.
A punk rock hamster… heh. I like that, but still not as much as Hamsterette. 
Wildly colored, spiked hair with a bunch of extra earrings… hmm. To achieve THAT look, I’d have to do something drastic to myself, for sure! Thanks for the smile you put on my face.
Age Quod Agis makes me think of an aging Roman senator, loioking like the ones in the Asterix and Obelix comics.
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Flamsterette_X makes me think of a microscopic person with long pink hair.
** Age Quod Agis** - A large stone building
Ringo - An Aussie dawg with a speech impediment.
Flamsterrette X - A sentient color.
moejuck - A flightless bird shaped like a golf course.
Indygrrl - Race car with titties.
sceptic_ev - A filthy beast of meat and hair.
Bruce Daddy - An Aussie pimp.
MonkeyMensch - Krazy Kat.
ChefGuy - A cook.
Satisfying Andy Licious - Guacamole.
Slainte - A demented saint.
I always see EddyTeddyFreddy, Baker and the CrazyCatLady as beautiful felines!
And all you guys look just like Superman. Or Brad Pitt. Yes, that’s it!