Well, NoClueboy, now I have to fawn all over you. And I can’t just laugh at your jokes like before – I have to laugh real loud.
Satisfying Andy Licious makes me think of
Malkovich?
Malkovich.
MALKOVICH!
Really?
How wierd.
;j
Not bad, Age Quod Agis, but … ahem … skeptic_ev = female.
Obviously with my name, I don’t have to think about it.
skeptic_ev makes me think of someone who doubts whether or not their camera can actually handle autoexposure down to E.V -2-18
G’rowf, mite?
WTF???
Ringo makes me think of, well, you know.
Very interesting description! Guess you can’t really say why… or can you? Coz I’d like to know, if possible.
NoClueBoy: A boy who lost his Clue board game.
F_X
Well… I am short, but not microscopic. I’m growing my dark brown hair long, or at least according to the Save-On Foods clerk, I am. 
I don’t think I’d dye it pink, though… my “hot pink flambé jacket” is more than enough pink!
F_X
i like EddyTeddyFreddy because his name is cute and he helped me with the happy haiku board ALSO he didnt mind when i plagiurised his ideas
this doesnt mean i dont like the rest of you guys
I believe EddyTeddyFreddy isn’t one of the guys, BigDaiv…
And BigDaiv makes me wonder whether it’s a typo or an unusual spelling. OR if it’s just a Dave thing. 
damn im dumb SORRY EddyTeddyFreddy
and the spelling is because someone seems to have taken BigDave on most sites i go to so i changed it also it has letters from the name its from as opposed to adding random ones
also its just a me thing
Sorry EddyTeddyFreddy again
Not to speak for eddyteddyfreddy, but I’m sure she gets that all the time given her username and doesn’t mind at all. Perfectly understandable.
Ilsa_Lund makes me think of my old boss named Ilsa, who was terrific. So, Ilsa to me, you have dirty blonde, shoulder length curly hair, a nice smile, you speak with a german accent and you’re a great boss. Glad your name isn’t Dave (no offense to other normal people named Dave and this is NOT directed at you BigDaiv or any toher Dave on this board!) cause I’d need the Pit to describe you.
AwSnappity (the most endearing username on the board IMO): a furry animal with a bushy tail and a long snout with very sharp teeth. It lurks under tables and beds and then darts out and bites your ankles.
You people make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Chefguy - A contestant on The Iron Chef who squints all the time.
Guinastasia - Guinastasia is a Giant Dragon that Stomps Around a Lot, moves at Great Speed, and has Staring Red Eyes.
Reeder - Like a flaming liberal version of Walter Sobchak, from The Big Lebowski.
Libertarian - An incredibly wise hippie, cleaning windows whilst wearing a hair shirt.
Flamesterette_X - A girl in a red and black spandex suit, with flaming red hair, who shoots gouts of flame out of her hands.
AwSnappity is the sophomore effort from the poster who brought us the sublime FireUnderpantsBoobs, the best username in the history of the Straight Dope Message Board.
FireUnderpantsBoobs made me think of someone who chose a username based on her three favorite things. It evoked images of a female Beavis, waxing irreverent on all manner of subjects, but with an underlying sincerity that endeared itself to the child in all of us.
AwSnappity is smoother. Rhythmic. Provocative. Sassy. It pats you on the back with one hand while simultaneously twisting your nipple with the other, all with a dazzling twinkle of the eye. The breakout success of FireUnderpantsBoobs may have been a product of its time, the perfect storm of zeitgeist, fin de siècle angst, ennui, and message board usernames, but AwSnappity has her finger on the pulse of the Straight Dope Message Board, proving beyond any doubt that this poster is no one-hit-wonder.
Four and a half stars.
What good’s a review like that without a rating?
Anyone think of anything other than the number three for me? Oh, and sequined masks? I’ve only gotten 3 hours of sleep so I’ll come back to give mine. I’m tired.