The "Why was that funny?" thread

OK. A simple visual joke. I guess I was just overthinking Mel’s material.

“But I don’t wanna be a pirate!” is one of Jerry’s best-delivered lines of the whole series. It’s so immaturely stated, and yet completely understandable and justified, Jerry’s delivery is perfect.

Reminds me of a line from Breaking Bad that I can never quote/explain to people because it only works with Aaron Paul’s perfect delivery.

Jesse: Hey, what the hell man, you didn’t think maybe you should mention that your brother is a DEA agent!?

Walt: Brother-in-LAW.

Jesse: Well that eases my mind.

The line as written is just mediocre, but Aaron’s delivery is freakin’ hilarious. It’s a rapid-fire, monotone-yet-intense sarcasm that suits his character perfectly.