OK. A simple visual joke. I guess I was just overthinking Mel’s material.
“But I don’t wanna be a pirate!” is one of Jerry’s best-delivered lines of the whole series. It’s so immaturely stated, and yet completely understandable and justified, Jerry’s delivery is perfect.
Reminds me of a line from Breaking Bad that I can never quote/explain to people because it only works with Aaron Paul’s perfect delivery.
Jesse: Hey, what the hell man, you didn’t think maybe you should mention that your brother is a DEA agent!?
Walt: Brother-in-LAW.
Jesse: Well that eases my mind.
The line as written is just mediocre, but Aaron’s delivery is freakin’ hilarious. It’s a rapid-fire, monotone-yet-intense sarcasm that suits his character perfectly.