Please help construct a story in which all the primary characters are women.
Petite, bespectacled Louise Brown, after seeing her husband Stan off to work and her three teenage boys to school, and having now some quiet time, mused about her way of life and decided her biggest obstacle was…
…her luscious, sexy & demanding lover Anal Mary, who wanted to emasculate Stan, butcher her three boys & keep them in the freezer for future pot roasts and have Louise worship her above all else. What to do, what to do…?
Louise thought she would call her friend Cheryl, who owned the largest commercial plumbing supply company in the state and ask her if…
…she knew of any good recipes for pot roast. Oh, she’d thought about the implications, and how Meadea-like the idea was, but she was totally in Anal Mary’s sway. The only way she could rationalize this line of thinking was by…
…realizing that these were teenaged boys who were going to be sacrificed, and how many teenaged boys does one actually need, really? Why, she’d be doing the community a service by eliminating a few, and pot roast is so very tasty! If only…
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elfkin’s hyperlink hadn’t mentioned “VISA” and “Debt Consolidation”! Louise’s blond friend, Mary, herself the mother of an older daughter and two younger boys, logged onto the SDMB and had a good laugh at the posts. 
Then Louise’s friend from the rich side of town, Eloise Martin–now Mrs. Jack Sharp–barged in, dripping with furs and expensive jewelry. She asked…