The Wonders of Dial.

You know, you could have just used your shampoo.

And people who bathe in lakes or streams! (it floats)

Really, I keep a bar for camping where showers are unavailable and bathing is done in a natural body of water. This was taught to me by my dad.

I swear this is true. A lady back in Texas once told me she could beat a polygraph test by holding a bar of Dial soap in her armpit. It had to be Dial, no other brand. I’m not making this up. She took polygraphs from time to time for purposes of retail employment but never explained exactly what she had to be nervous about.

And, it’s 99 44/100% pure!

Real men make their own soap out of lye and pigfat.

It’s great being a real man and all, but the bar runs out pretty fast that way. I guess a real man can afford to buy a ton soap?

Presumably out by the cee-ment pond.

this was my thought as well. just use the shampoo.

of course, the op wouldn’t have been as entertaining…

Best first post ever.

Dr. Bronner’s - dilute dilute dilute - Any soap that is not covered in ravings is inferior to this product.

I loved liquid Dial - just soap, cleans up great, and you can buy it in gallon jugs.
Unfortunately, it’s not available where I live now.

DONE IT!

..ok so i was a kid in 1855 camp at the time, but still.

Problem is, I usually use Dial as my shampoo too! :smiley: