“Not your father’s Buick! Because that one was wrecked when he got killed!”
My favorite line in the ad is when the marginally ugly model says, “If it didn’t work, could we afford to make this offer? (sending a bunch of free sample out)”
Well, yeah, you could. Because if it had any actually value, you wouldn’t do that.
Goddamn Business School! Fucked up my Wang Jimmy!
This is a little off-topic, but this kvetching reminded me of those enlarged prostate ads:
“Are you GOING all the time? Do you have trouble GOING? Missing important innings of the baseball game because you were too busy GOING?”
I always sit there screaming “Just say ‘pissing’ goddammit. Or ‘urinating.’ Or ‘going to the toilet.’ Or fucking ANYTHING other than ‘going’”
Am I alone on this?
No, I didn’t, but your post did remind what the word really is. I’m sure you know what the word is. A-Well everybody knows about the bird. b-b-b bird bird bird the bird is the word.
Since you gave me the earworm, I thought it was the least I could do to return the favor.
Papa-oom-mow-mow…
You really think a username and board anonymity means we can’t track you down?
They could have charged the company with fraud, like Arthur Andersen. It wouldn’t even be as big a deal since presumably Enzyte doesn’t have 80,000 employees and $10bn in sales. (or do they?)
My wife, God bless her, tolerates me saying “Could you afford to give away your dryer-lint-and-sawdust pills? Probably.” each time this comes on.
Why do you want to hear the word “penis” said aloud so badly?
Because coyness gets on my nerves, and because you don’t get to sell your body and then blush if someone calls you a whore.
Andersen was convicted of obstruction of justice, not fraud.
There’s no point in charging Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals with fraud because the Wagner guy who was convicted held controlling interest. Andersen was different, in that it was a publicly traded company.
Strictly speaking, there was no reason Andersen couldn’t have continued to do business after its conviction; the problem is that convicted felons aren’t allowed to be outside auditors under the SEC rules, so they didn’t have any business left to do. They’re still around, mostly as a holding company, IIRC.
What women might those be? The TV ads I’ve seen barely feature room temperature women, and I’m not just referring to intellectual capacity.
I believe this was a rare event linked to Viagra, and doubt highly that any commercial “herbal” supplement* is capable of this effect.
The only “part of the male anatomy” that grows larger in the case of Extenze is the noses of the male announcers (Pinocchio-style) who promote this crap.
*A number of so-called herbal sexual performance enhancers have been found to be adulterated with prescription meds like Viagra (including supplements imported from China). This could be especially stimulating for users for whom Viagra is contraindicated due to pre-existing medical conditions.
Does anyone think flaccid size actually matters? Many of us are growers and not showers.
They’re claiming erect size changes.
Let’s keep in mind a basic fact of marketing. The number of unsatisfied customers who actually demand a refund is very small. On the balance sheet, you can sell a completely useless product and still make money.:smack:
That whole" making that special part of a man’s anatomy bigger" always brings up images of the Beavis and Butthead plastic surgery episode.
Whenever it comes on the TV, I ask my wife if she thinks I need a bigger nose, “heh heh, heh heh”.
This always reminds me of Lewis Black’s skit on this:
"The only people that could believe in [penis enlargement pills] have to be the ones that are feeding it to their penis.
‘I guess I wasn’t feeding him enough. I didn’t know his mouth was so small.’ "
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A newer product they developed is supposed to increase your ejaculate volume.
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I assume these products are to help men impress women. As a woman, I can’t imagine what the turn on of this would be. A bigger cold wet spot on the bed? Thanks hon, you sleep in it. I get to drain more yucky smelling fluid in the morning? We can go back to using condoms, then.
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It’s a self image thing. One of the things attached to our basic self-identity and feelings of self worth is our wangs, and it’s functionality.
Some men may feel that if they cannot get an erection, then they “fail” as a man. Hence, treatments for ED, even if, on the rational side, the man does not intend to have any more children.
For some women, is it their breasts that make them feel like a “real” woman? Mastectomy can be a traumatic thing, I assume, to someone’s self image/self identity.
Also, volume of ejaculate typically decreases with age for a particular individual. When one used to be able to ejaculate enough to paint a living room, noticing now that you usually only do a couple teaspoons makes you feel old.
What creeps me out about one ExtenZe comercial is the married couple talking about extended performance. The two of them actually look more like brother-sister than husband-wife.
Maybe I watch too much “Law & Order:SVU”.
Penis is a Latin word.
Cock is the English word. I suppose dick would be fine too.