The world would be a better place...

… if Morgan Freeman was actually God.


I don’t know- I like his acting okay, but with rumors of him drinking a lot right before his car crash, and being involved with his wife’s good friend behind her back while married, maybe he’s got some personal problems. I like my gods just a little bit less ethically questionable… He does have a nice voice, though.

I’m tired of hearing his sanctimonious voice in everything on screen. Why would I want to hear it from the heavens, too?