Hey how ya doin that yours? mind if a have a little taste? got any bananas? no, i’m really not hungry I just like bananas know what I’m sayin? goddam the females over there sure got some sloped foreheads huh? am I right or am I right? I bet they can care for and socialize their young, ya know what I mean? mind if I have a little more of that? oh yaaaa, that hits the spot. did I ever tell you about that nest I built in that tree that time? let’s go out, you wanna go out? got any more of that?
Um - hi there. Are you enjoying your iPad?
The baboon next door? He’s a narc. Pass it on.
This chimpanzee friend of mine says he can hook me up with a Columbian spider monkey that can get this stuff uncut from source.
I think I’ve got a bug on my back. Could someone scratch it off please?
These leaves make a really great hat. Perhaps I can show you how to use them as such.
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Please see post 17 to prevent the dreaded whoosh.
Rob Ford? Is that you? 
Why is someone giving their good stuff to a monkey?
Ook?
Psst. Don’t use the M-word. He doesn’t like it.
I am humbled and honored.
The orangutans, however, are ticked off that Clint Eastwood has stopped returning their calls. They insist they’re over it, it’s been thirty years, the old dudes have gone to rehab and there’s new up and coming young orangs who are ready for serious dramatic roles, if only he’d read the scripts so they can break out from writing copy for local news in Arkansas.
However, credit where credit’s due, friedo was the one who created the phrase, and Polycarp the one who first turned it into a clever post. I merely advocated for its elevation.