The WTHeck did I volunteer for this? MMP

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Tres chic faucet MOOOOOM! Second load all put away and third in dryer. The fun just never ceases.

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Oh and how did I forget

Happy Anniversary **Mooooom

Jim**

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Got new truck washed and waxed. Filler her up(20 gallons@3.29/gallon:eek:) Had bacon habenero grilled cheese sammich for lunch.

{{{{Apes}}}}

mmmm, it was 68 today. I don’t know what the windchill was with the sunroof open, and the windows down. :stuck_out_tongue:

Nice faucet, Mmmoooommmmm. And if your cranberries are rusting, they’re not cranberries, they’re ball bearings.

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Laundry is done. Two batches of cookies are mixed up and chilling in the fridge. I’m ready to go to our fancy-pants anniversary dinner! :smiley: We’re meeting our daughter at the restaurant, since she’d have to pass it on her way here.

**doggio **- you funny! :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’m with doggio. A better name would be rotten cranberries. :smiley:

Laundry is all done and I’ve had a grilled cheese sammich and a glass of iced tea. All is good.

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Got y’all beat on laundry, I didn’t have to do it at all because my son did it for me. I don’t know why he did, I think he took pity on my runny nose and hacking cough.

Happy Anniversary FCM

{{{Taters}}}

I’m glad I’m not the only heretic on board.

{{{Apes}}}

So** Capt**, how was the date with the jail bait? :wink:

I’m hungry, I don’t know why but this thread always makes me hungry.

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I microwaved corned beef brisket and sauerkraut and piled it on hamburger buns to starve off stavation after we worked on the trailer today.

The Princess pf Pomerania and Lakewood was taken out by her female slave. I let Penny out the back door and made her wait to come in until I had ingested my Reuben.

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The only way I can deal with sauerkraut is on a reuben. For some reason sauerkraut does not give me room clearin’ biohazard gas when it’s on a reuben. Mayhaps the combo of corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and Russian dressin’ somehow neutralizes the effect.

Now I want a reuben.

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Puppies do that. I call it the “furry termite” stage. My mother once tried putting Tabasco on wood chair arms that the current puppy liked to chew. Unfortunately, the puppy decided she liked Tabasco. :slight_smile:

“no more limping” is always good news. :slight_smile:

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You could have had two or more sick at once.

Hope the little one is better soon.

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Rosie:

When I suggested to Mrs. Plant v.2.0 that we bexome romantic, she said, “Essohel”. Is that Yiddish?

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New MMP here whenever y’all are ready :slight_smile:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15779238#post15779238

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Oh, he is fine now. Had three corn dogs for dinner and has been playing video games all day. Stinker:rolleyes:

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Then mebbe you should try a Reuben on pumpernickel. That bread is known as The Devil’s Fart for good reason. :smiley:

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but… it’s SUNDAY! :confused:

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We’re not good at dates and stuff.

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I said when you are ready. No pressure Ethi :slight_smile: We do have some MMPers from fuurin places, so their Monday starts before ours. :wink:

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Kids. :slight_smile:

Thanks for the new MMP.

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Raises hand it was already 3 AM on Monday when **Apes **posted the link. I hereby declare **Apes **exonerated of the grievous crime of SEP-ing (Sunday Evening Post-ing, in case it wasn’t clear :))

Now off to follow the link to the new MMP!