Yeah, but “half the human race” hardly counts as “selective” in my book.
Yeah, but Rosie Palms and her Five Sisters are always available…
Yeah, but what if you’re a double amputee?
Yeah, but you’d be amazed how much a horny dude can learn to do with his feet.
Yeah, but shouldn’t a man stand on his own two feet?
Yeah but between her legs… shoulders back… Nothing But Stump…
Yeah, but if you removed the manual appendages from the orchestra, have you stumped the band?
Yeah, but was the band worth listening to anyways?
Yeah, but there’s no such word as “anyways”.
Yeah but *you *just used it in a sentence
Yeah, but he’s just a hypocritical Grammar Nazi, so he can be safely ignored…
Yeah, but putting it in quotation marks is standard form to indicate that it is not the words of the writer.
Yeah, but how many nits could a nitwit pick if a nitwit would nitpick?
Yeah, but what would the Junior Woodchucks have to say about that?
Yeah, but weren’t the woodchucks sold to the sixth sheikh’s sick sheep?
Yeah, but doesn’t he only have eyes for ewe?
Yeah, but what can a Junior Woodchuck really chuck?
Yeah, but wouldn’t the Disney censors have kept that out of the comics?
Yeah but there’s the special “Walt’s Cut” that usually involved naked ladies and chucking wood, ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkthatyoudo…
Yeah, but the one which starred Goofy was a miserable box office failure.