OK, I missed 500 because I was busy slugging it out with Danielinthewolvesden in the BBQ pit. So, over the last couple of days, I have been assiduously padding my post count to bring me to 600, and now I’m here.
Come one, come all, bring beer, bring Jaegermeister. Bring pizza, bring chocolate, bring kind brownies, bring a good body cleanser in case I turn my ankle at work next week and have to take a drug test.
Congratulations! So where is the chocolate? Any entertainment? Strippers? Naked twister? Not even a hot tub???
::brings beer, brownies, and, of course, nekkid oiled people of any gender, cuz it just ain’t a post party without 'em::
Happy 600!!
I love simulposts! 
Congrats!!
offers a caramel mudcake in leiu of masking agents
Oh, I’m sorry, I’m too busy trying to drum up some PR for my fabulously creative username for sale. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? 
Congrats, Thea! (I like this username better than your other one–I could never remember how to spell it!)
Congrats agi.
Congrats!
I’m too addicted…I passed 900 without noticing…
Oh, sure, give away my secret identidy. No kind brownies for you. 
Congrats, Thea. I have pizza; who has the beer?
I’ll have a beer. So what do I get for hitting 600 in someone else’s 600 party?
Happy 600 and some, Thea!
And a word to all ya newcomers; pad yer posts NOW, lest ye fall to my pitiful condition- strong for a bit, now eking on to 1000 after a year.
I’ll go sit in tha corner now… but I got a little bit o’ bhang, which may explain my erraticism…
Hunh?!
What do you mean that I gave away your secret identity?
By calling you aggie?
I guess I can see why you wouldn’t want your friends to know you are from Texas.
Bump
More pizza here! Who wants anchovy? No? Well more for me!
Just kidding. I’ve brought 3 kinds. One each thin, thick and deep dish. One each regular, cheese in the crust, and cheese over toppings. One each regular cut, square cut, and personal size.