TheFonz jumps the dinosaur

“To beat TheFonz, you’ve gotta be TheFonz! Woooh!!”?? :dubious:

I was on an airplane with The Fonz once. Creepy little fucker skeeved me right out. He kept standing up to face the rest of the cabin and stare at everyone. I hate that little fucker. I wanted to throw him back into his chair and forcibly strap him in.

Jeeze Louise, just ban this fuckwit already. He’s had multiple warnings, continues to bait people, and legit posters are starting to get pissed, respond in kind and get themselves warned. This is bullshit. The guy is an obvious, self admitted troll. Pull the damn trigger.

Actually, is it OK if I revise my earlier assessment? SeeThruArt was a quirky, entertaining nutcase with a fair degree of originality. TheFonz is just an annoying wanker.

Revenant Threshold has got him in a paradox. God I hope this works.

It’s times like this that I regret our Founding Fathers and subsequent constitutional amendments gave everyone the same amount of votes. I mean, theoretically, I have the same say in our government as TheFonz. Bummer.

On second thought, I doubt he is smart enough to fill out a voter registration form.

We need to frame conventional knowledge in a picture book. That way he’ll walk away contented and leave us alone.

Seriously: he backs most of his arguments with pictures. Look at the pretty pictures!

Based on some of the more recent stuff he’s posted, I’m revising my opinion. I don’t think he’s a troll anymore, I think he is genuinly in the first stages of schizophrenia, or some sort of delusional disorder.

I thought he jumped the dinosaur when he explained how the electric Jesus descended from Krypton.

YMMV.

I disagree. My gut tells me this man is a budding paranoid schizophrenic. He may enjoy ruffling feathers, but this is because he genuinely sees himself as fighting erroneous theories and an evil conspiracy to control human knowledge.

He reminds me of Lktt except that TheFonz doesn’t disguise ‘screw you’ as ‘bless you’.

Holy shit! Howard Dean is a Doper?!? We’ve made the big time. :smiley:

Wow. That was a quality troll right there.

O I die Horatio! The potent poyson quite ore-crowes my spirit, I cannot liue to heare the newes from England.

Or someone with no sense of humor and living life to find things to be offended by. Lighten up. Think of the people that can’t post here because they don’t have electricity, internet access, or even a roof over their head. Now let us know how I offended you.

And for the troll accusation? Fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw.

Excuse me…but what the hell are you talking about?

Well, it wasn’t directed to you. So don’t worry about it. Unless it was directed to you. I can’t be sure. :dubious:

I calls 'em like I sees 'em, Troll-boy.
This is a mock the crazy poster thread, you’re the one dragging partisan politics into it. I can’t see why you’d do that, unless you’re trying to rile up us liburuls. I mean, theFonz is more concerned about Electric Suns and dinosaurs as dragons than he is about George Bush and Hillary Clinton.

Oh, but he did have that Ken Lay thread (by far the least insane of his musings, at least it’s physically possible that Lay lives. or was murdered, or whatever the hell he was suggesting) where he suggested that George Bush may have had Ken Lay killed and/or smuggled Lay out of the country. You seemed awfully offended at the implication. Nevermind that no one was taking it seriously, really. You had to step up to Bush’s defense.

Sometimes it’s not about politics. Yeah, this is a pretty liberal board, but that doesn’t mean you have to play the stalwart conservative martyr all the fucking time. Give it a rest every now and again.

Sometimes a joke is just a joke. It’s not my responsibility to monitor every post based on your hypersensitivity. Get over it kid.

If only Clinton had refused to step down in 2000.
Then you’d be in deep trouble, duffer.

If he is indeed 22, that’s about the right age for it.