I guffawed at that.
At least I understand that one 
I’ve been using Bounty select a size so long that I consider the half sheet to be a standard paper towel size. I see no point In the quarter size perforations because you can just rip off a smaller piece if you need it. And yes quarter size pieces have all kinds of uses e.g.- wiping down a kitchen knife or similar small tasks. This kind of economy is why a large package of Bounty can last months!
No. I don’t go to movies.