"There is no God" clever/witty graffitti retort

I suspect changing it to “There is no god but man” wouldn’t quite be what you’re looking for, eh?

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There is no god…

  • but Allah (controversial)
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and Mohammed is his prophet. Depending on where you live (ie anywhere in the western world these days) you could put quite the jolt in the neighborhood.

That being said, I’ve got to give **TheLoadedDog ** his props. That’s perfect.

there is no godOT

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there is no godOT
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Hang on, I’m waiting to see if he turns up! :smiley:

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There is a spot behind a building near my house where kids wearing mostly black and looking depressed hang out. One of them thought it would be clever to scrawl “There is no god” in this dramatic black script on the wall. Every time I see it, I want to add something, but I can’t think of anything witty/clever/silly/insulting to kinda spoil their hard earned angst. Any ideas?
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Right under it, in large letters, add:

TRUE DAT!

Too long for graffiti, I suppose, and I forget where I read/heard it, but I always liked:

“Please leave your name and number, and He will contact you as soon as He exists.”

I thought of two overnight:

THERE IS NO GOD
but yet we still yell his name during sex

THERE IS NO GOD
since my step-dad took away my Wii
I also have nothing against the little mopes, I respect their right to peaceably be weird. I just wish that they wouldn’t write on stuff that doesn’t belong to them!

There is no God…Except Clapton.

The is no God in TEAM.

There is no God…Og smash!

There is no god

wow deep!

–like Show God!

[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]
There is no goddam black paint left
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Win.

There is no god.

impulse 101

sv_cheats 1

god

Now there is God.

[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]
There is no goddam black paint left
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I’ve shared countless SDMB funnies with hub but THIS one made him laugh. :smiley: Well played, TLD.

[QUOTE=Zebra]
The is no God in TEAM.
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nice

How about writing “Are you sure you looked everywhere?” underneath.

BTW, I think TLD’s black/red thing is brilliant.

[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]
There is no goddam black paint left
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Goddamn spelling errors! :smiley:

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

[QUOTE=Mangetout]
How about writing “Are you sure you looked everywhere?” underneath.

BTW, I think TLD’s black/red thing is brilliant.
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Yes, it is.

How about “Are you sure you looked everywhere? Last week I found Jesus under the couch cushions.” :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]
There is no goddam black paint left
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^^ LOL that is good, thanks for the laugh!