"There is no God" clever/witty graffitti retort

I’d be tempted just to put a lightning bolt through it.

I don’t believe in you either.

Love,
Zeus

There is uno god.

That’s all I got. Maybe add something stereotypically hispanic and vulgar afterwards, like there is uno god, puto.

the retort, of course, is: “wait for your first BJ, kid!”
(but yeah, the black/red paint one is un-toppable)

I’d put:

Wasn’t that spelt “Zuul”?

I sit corrected.

Yes there is, He’s hiding between the couch cushions.

There is no god
but that tax free status is too good to turn down