Reminds me of a good joke:
Waiter, can you taste my soup?
Why? What’s wrong?
Just taste it.
Too hot? Too cold?
Just taste it.
Too salty? What’s the matter?
Just taste it.
Ok, I’ll taste it. Where’s your spoon?
AHA!
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It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers