There's a lot of thunder going on outside

I thing God is pissed off at The Republican Party. I know he’s pissed off at the Tea Party idiots cause he told me so.

I’m sorry I wrote this stuff last night. I didn’t sleep much last night due to a lot of pain in my leg and a lot of really bad stuff about the debt stuff. My sister told me I wrote a lot pure insanity to her last night, mostly about a non-existent bowl of chile. If the moderators would just wipe this stuff out, or at least close it, I would be ever grateful. I can’t begin to explain it and honestly don’t remember doing it. Thanks.

I was pretty much with you in post #1.

Mmm… chile.

I like the OP, but I can’t get behind the sentiments of the charlatan in the second post.

God has sent the Red States, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, heat waves, drought, and country music, but they still don’t get it.

Wonderful wines, wonderful people.

On the other hand though they do have great food. But the food appears to be cursed, at least if my waistline is any indication. Nearly a decade of southern living hasn’t been kind to it.

Is the Frogurt cursed?

Since this thread seems to be about God and wine, my favorite cutesy saying about the two is:

Wine is God’s way of telling us he loves us and wants to be happy.

He did that so the Yankees won’t be jealous of our Sweet Tea, Grits, and SEC football.


The actual saying isn’t so cutesy:

I’m with Ben. By the same logic, God wants us to consume marijuana, coca, psilocybin, peyote, ayahuasca, and jimson weed. I’m not sure if He wants to see us happy, or is getting His pets stoned so he can laugh at them.

I tend towards the latter view.

Funny’uns are proof that the Lord loves us and wants us to be happy?

Of course that’s BS. IF God loved us, we’d all be able to turn water into wine like his kid did.

It is. But you get your choice of free topping.

That’s good!

Frog yogurt??