Spammers.
People who pass along chain e-mails.
People who stand in a long line at a fast food place, and when they reach the counter they haven’t decided what to order yet.
Too bad the people that do this don’t understand four concepts presented above (merging, traffic waves, catalytic, persistent backlog). 
So, the Dodge Ram pick up truck about a foot behind my Hyundai Accent yesterda was drafting?! Admittedly it was rush hour traffic and we did get up to all of 20 mph at times. I suppose he needed all the fuel efficiency he could get! Then again, how do you account for the people who drafted when I was driving a Geo Metro convertible?
More seriously, I used to bicycle quite a bit, too. There are some techniques I used as a cyclist which I would never do as a driver, including coasting through red lights and stop signs if they were at the foot of a hill and building up as much speed as possible going down hills so I could use the momentum going up hills. I’ve also seen bicycle races where people are in a pack, and the collisions which result when one of them wavers or falls. The consequences are even higher when you add in the additional mass and speed of an automobile, even a Metro.
Like eulalia, I’ve also had to come to a sudden stop while travelling at speed in traffic, only I knew the reason. The guy two cars ahead of me, high on alcohol, valium, and cocaine, crossed the center line and plowed into a minivan coming the other way. I’ve also seen a guy stalled in the center lane of the Ohio Turnpike miles between exits. That’s why I want space around me and, if I can, I’ll get out of your way and let you use someone else for your fuel (or fool)efficiency.
Burn them! Burn them alive!
Um…do you have a really big head? 
The OP forgot;
People who don’t get out of the fast lane (left lane) when there is traffic bearing down on them (even when they’re already going over the speed limit)!!
The signs say, “Slower traffic move right”, they don’t say, “Traffic moving less than the speed limit move right”!!
Idiots.
The guys who ruin YouTube by putting all that crap in their descriptions so that if you search for anything under the sun, their video will be on your list. Why can’t YouTube limit the number of tags and/or the number of characters in the description? I get so sick of seeing:
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I like “hot drunk ass driving” myself. I’m glad that’s in there 'cause I search for that a lot.
There’s a special place in hell for people who…
-have failed to understand the concept of how to merge on and off a freeway and for lane closures on roads.
-have no idea how a 4-way stop works.
-chronic left lane drivers who wont move for anything. Only a nuclear blast could get them to move over, but I somehow doubt that would even work.
-think that the brand they like is the only one to use, if you don’t use it you are a fuckwit.
-people who wear their pants sagging to heir knees or their thong poking out of their pants.
-are a fundamentalist anything.
-who cut in line.
-randomly brake on the freeway for no apparent reason.
-are Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears or anybody else who falls into the category of attention whore.
-are ex-boyfriends who don’t leave you alone, even after 10 years (no, I still hate you).
-let the grocery store “run out” of diet Dr. Pepper.
Those aren’t Oregonians.
Those are transplanted Californians. Promise.
Why do I get the feeling this thread’s hitcount is about to skyrocket?
People who use those stupid paper toilet seat covers and then leave them there, usually half inside the toilet, when they are done.
If you are so dainty and delicate that you can’t allow your bare tush to touch an actual toilet seat, why would you imagine that the next person wants to clean up after you?
People who eat peppermint and puff it in your face…
For us, we get all of these and 50 more
Reply 155 “Please remove me from this alias.”
especially annoying since we have a web tool to do just that. I work for a major computer company, and I swear 50% of the people here are computer illiterate.
On a bright note, a few years ago our CEO said that anyone participating in one of these wrecks would be high on the list when time came for the next RIF. I don’t know if he followed up!
(But the number of responses does seem to have decreased. )
Owners of cars with ‘Start Seeing Motorcycles’ bumber stickers and crotch rockets they power weave through traffic on.
There was a young paratrooper. Her name was Susan. Looked great in PT uniform she did. One day she leaned across my desk and puffed peppermint in my face. That was twenty years ago. Every time I smell peppermint I think of Susan.
A lady from the provinces who dresses like a guy?