The next person that posts natch. 
Yay, game hens for supper!
midget just volunteered! yay!
All right. 
Should I stay up until midnight, or get up early tomorrow? Or can I cheat and post the MMP when it’s midnight in another time zone?
DH and I skipped deheathenizing today too, since neither of us felt well.
Enjoy hanging out with the Lutherans. I would take comfort in Miss Betty being well and happy on the other side, as opposed to sick and confused.
I figure once it’s midnight in any time zone a Mumper inhabits, you’re good. 
Also doing laundry today, unfortunately. One of those “lovely” surprises on waking that all the women present have no doubt done their share of swearing over. About a week early, too. :mad:
What Nettie said Midget cause it’s already Monday somewhere where there’s a Mumper. Hmmm… the sun never sets on the MMP!
I believe Section IV, Paragraph 27, subparagraph iii in the MMP bylaws regarding the posting time for new MMPs specifically states: “eh, whatever.”
Bean soup was OK - kinda flavorless. It’ll probably be lots better tomorrow. On the other, the loaf of French bread I got was very yum! Red velvet cake for dessert.
Someone in this household is trying to persuade me that we should go to Sturgis this year. It’s not enough that I got dragged to Bike Week and Biketober Fest more than I care to recall… :rolleyes: ugh
Just got a call - someone is coming to get our ugly recliner, thanks to Craigslist! Yay!
All right, is it okay for me to begin the new MMP now?
I think FCM and our favorite ursine are the final arbiters, but as far as I’m concerned, fire when ready.
500+ miles of driving is hardly slackering!
Yeah, well… um… don’t sass me!! If I say you’re a slacker, then you’re a slacker! That’s somewhere in the MMP bylaws, too. 
Incidentally, glad you posted - I was starting to worry you didn’t make it home.
New MMP thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15944033#post15944033
(I hope I did this right 
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This will go on someone’s Permanent Record. :dubious:
Mrs. Plant v.3.0 and I finished building the porch and stairs for the trailer that Mrs. Plant v.2.0 virtually destroyed and that Mrs. Plant v.1.0 will rent from us for a while.
Yes, I know that is confusing, but try and Keep Up.
Mrs. Plant v.3.0 will take the cats to be spayed and de-clawed.
They are quite excited, because I told them they are going to be tutored.
After hitting the loo I stopped in the other half & bought a bottle (much cheaper than the PA [del] organized crime syndicate [/del] monopoly stores. Did a little making up for lack of bars Fri nite then decided do some taste-testing against the other Scotches to see if I liked it or not. Unsure sho I may need to continue tonite. 
It’s a wild party here for the next few weeks; wearin’ the lamp shade wild - at least for the four-legged ones.
Don’t you people [del]listen[/del] read?
I’ve been looking forward to the east coast mmp fest, but since I’m quiet as a mouse, I haven’t PM’d anyoneabout it 
** I’d love to meet you all! Would someone please PM me with the particulars? Thanks!
There’s a new MMP every week, so you’d get a better response over here.