Thesaurus

  1. We shall go on to the conclusion of this argument, we shall fight in that country Louis four squared used to keep under his thumb, we shall disagree on the singular globe encompassing body of water, we shall engage in physical encounter with growing spunk and testosterone enhanced muscularity in the troposphere, we shall be apologists for our island, we shall spend like inebriated sailors and max out the national credit card. We shall fight on the rubble and pebble strewn foreshores that we call beaches here, we shall fight on the sandy real estate adjoining the English Channel, we shall brawl like soccer hooligans do, we shall fight in the tumulus, talus and tors; we shall never fly the white flag…

(adding back Prof. Pepperwinkle’s #13 which got lost in a simulpost)

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all personages are created equal.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all personages are formed equal.

A century less a bakers dozen years ago our daddies brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all personages are formed equal.

  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all personages are formed equal.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new nation, conceived in carte blanche, and dedicated to the proposition that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new nation, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the proposition that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years ago our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the proposition that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years a way’s back our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the proposition that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a bakers dozen years a way’s back our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the *understanding *that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our daddies brought forth, upon this large contiguous landmass, a new body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our daddies brought forth, upon this large juxtapositional landmass, a new body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our daddies brought forth, upon this humongous juxtapositional landmass, a new body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our daddies nurtured, upon this humongous juxtapositional landmass, a new body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our daddies nurtured, upon this humongous juxtapositional landmass, a state-of-the-art body politic, conceived in carte blanche, and devoted to the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our daddies nurtured, upon this humongous juxtapositional landmass, a state-of-the-art body politic, impregnated indiscriminately, and devoted to the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our *national patriarchs *nurtured, upon this humongous juxtapositional landmass, a state-of-the-art body politic, impregnated indiscriminately, and devoted to the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our national patriarchs nurtured, upon this humongous juxtapositional landmass, a state-of-the-art body politic, impregnated indiscriminately, and had a schoolgirl crush on the understanding that all personages are formed equivalently.
  1. A century less a pastry chef’s dozen years a way’s back our national patriarchs nurtured, upon this humongous juxtapositional landmass, a state-of-the-art body politic, impregnated indiscriminately, and had a schoolgirl crush on the understanding that all personages are shaped nice and even.

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Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.