Thesaurus

  1. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we kick the bucket.
  1. Eat, drink and be buoyant, for tomorrow we kick the bucket.
  1. Consume food, drink and be buoyant, for tomorrow we kick the bucket.
  1. Consume food, ingest liquids and be buoyant, for tomorrow we kick the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest liquids and be buoyant, for tomorrow we kick the bucket.

Where’s 20 from the last sentence?

Post 400. I just forgot to renumber it.

  1. Consume nourishment, ingest liquids and be buoyant, for in the 24-hour time period commencing at midnight we kick the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest liquids and be buoyant, for in the 24-hour time period commencing at twelve o’clock at night we kick the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest liquids and float, for in the 24-hour time period commencing at twelve o’clock at night we kick the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and float, for in the 24-hour time period commencing at twelve o’clock at night we kick the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and float, for in the 24-hour time period commencing at twelve o’clock at night we score a field goal with the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below a very large helium balloon in calm weather, for in the 24-hour time period commencing at twelve o’clock at night we score a field goal with the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below a very large helium balloon in breezeless weather, for in the 24-hour time period commencing at twelve o’clock at night we score a field goal with the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below a very large helium balloon in breezeless weather, for in the 24-hour time full stop commencing at twelve o’clock at night we score a field goal with the bucket.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below a very large helium balloon in breezeless weather, for in the 24-hour time full stop commencing at twelve o’clock at night we score a field goal with the hotel room ice container.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below the Goodyear blimp in breezeless weather, for in the 24-hour time full stop commencing at twelve o’clock at night we score a field goal with the hotel room ice container.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below the Goodyear blimp in breezeless weather, for in the 24-hour time full stop commencing at the instant one day ends and another begins we score a field goal with the hotel room ice container.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below the Goodyear blimp in breezeless weather, for in the 24-hour time full stop commencing at the instant one day ends and another begins we score a field goal with the caravansary room ice container.
  1. Consume nourishment, ingest potent alcoholic beverages and hang comfortably below the Goodyear zeppelin in breezeless weather, for in the 24-hour time full stop commencing at the instant one day ends and another begins we score a field goal with the caravansary room ice container.