Thesaurus

  1. In some sort of ill-mannered faculty, as sight, hearing, effluvium, taste, or touch, which no vulgarity, no yukking it up, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the cleaners.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered teaching staff, as sight, hearing, effluvium, taste, or touch, which no vulgarity, no yukking it up, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the cleaners.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered teaching staff, as sight, hearing, effluvium, taste, or touch, which no vulgarity, no yukking it up, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered teaching staff, as sight, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, taste, or touch, which no vulgarity, no yukking it up, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered teaching staff, as sight, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, taste, or touch, which no *obscenity, profanity or crassness *, no yukking it up, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered teaching staff, as sight, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, or touch, which no obscenity, profanity or crassness , no yukking it up, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered pedagological staff, as sight, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, or touch, which no obscenity, profanity or crassness , no yukking it up, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered pedagological staff, as sight, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, or touch, which no obscenity, profanity or crassness , no yukking it in a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of making choices that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered pedagological staff, as sight, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, or touch, which no obscenity, profanity or crassness , no yukking it in a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the physicists have known power of eeny meeny miny moe that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered pedagological staff, as sight, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, or touch, which no obscenity, profanity or crassness , no yukking it in a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the learned philosophers of primal actions have known power of eeny meeny miny moe that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered pedagological staff, as a device used to assist aim by guiding the eye, as on a firearm or surveying instrument, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, or touch, which no obscenity, profanity or crassness , no yukking it in a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the learned philosophers of primal actions have known power of eeny meeny miny moe that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
  1. In some sort of ill-mannered pedagological staff, as a device used to assist aim by guiding the eye, as on a firearm or surveying instrument, a legal proceeding in which evidence is taken and arguments are given, effluvium, the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, or touch, which no obscenity, profanity or crassness , no yukking it in a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center, no overstatement can quite douse, quench or snuff out, the learned philosophers of primal actions have known power of eeny meeny miny one of the Three Stooges that are neither determined by natural causality nor predestined by fate or divine will transgression of divine law; and this is an awareness which they cannot be taken to the shop on the corner that refreshes items of clothing.
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Now to what higher object, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well digested, and ready at Command, to assist the feeble and Friendless, to discountenance the haughty and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish Tyranny and Vice?

(John Adams, writing about the law, 1759)

  1. At this present moment to what higher object, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well digested, and ready at Command, to assist the feeble and Friendless, to discountenance the haughty and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish Tyranny and Vice?
  1. At this present moment to what higher object, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well digested, and ready at Command, to assist the decrepit, flabby, muted, craven and Friendless, to discountenance the haughty and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish Tyranny and Vice?
  1. At this present moment to what higher thingamajig, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well digested, and ready at Command, to assist the decrepit, flabby, muted, craven and Friendless, to discountenance the haughty and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish Tyranny and Vice?
  1. At this present moment to what higher thingamajig, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well digested, and ready at Command, to assist the decrepit, flabby, muted, craven and Friendless, to discountenance the supercilious, the contemptible, those up themselves and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish Tyranny and Vice?
  1. At this present moment to what higher thingamajig, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well converted (food) into simpler chemical compounds that can be absorbed and assimilated by an organism, and ready at Command, to assist the decrepit, flabby, muted, craven and Friendless, to discountenance the supercilious, the contemptible, those up themselves and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish Tyranny and Vice?
  1. At this present moment to what higher thingamajig, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well converted (food) into simpler chemical compounds that can be absorbed and assimilated by an organism, and ready at Command, to assist the decrepit, flabby, muted, craven and Friendless, to discountenance the supercilious, the contemptible, those up themselves and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish Tyranny and a metal tool with movable jaws typically attached to a workbench used to hold an object firmly in place?
  1. At this present moment to what higher thingamajig, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well converted (food) into simpler chemical compounds that can be absorbed and assimilated by an organism, and ready at Command, to assist the decrepit, flabby, muted, craven and Friendless, to discountenance the supercilious, the contemptible, those up themselves and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain Liberty and Virtue, to discourage and abolish abusive, autocratic governance heedless of civil rights and the rule of law and a metal tool with movable jaws typically attached to a workbench used to hold an object firmly in place?
  1. At this present moment to what higher thingamajig, to what greater Character, can any Mortal aspire, than to be possessed of all this Knowledge, well converted (food) into simpler chemical compounds that can be absorbed and assimilated by an organism, and ready at Command, to assist the decrepit, flabby, muted, craven and Friendless, to discountenance the supercilious, the contemptible, those up themselves and lawless, to procure Redress of Wrongs, the Advancement of Right, to assert and maintain autarchy, emancipation, licence and Virtue, to discourage and abolish abusive, autocratic governance heedless of civil rights and the rule of law and a metal tool with movable jaws typically attached to a workbench used to hold an object firmly in place?

I’m sitting this one out until a shorter, simpler sentence is posted. The ones that start out long and complicated are not fun.