I give you Sean Connery as Allan Quatermain, Naseeruddin Shah as Captain Nemo, and Stuart Townsend as Johnny Depp in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
I wonder if this newfound understanding of the movie will make it a little better for me. I’ll have to watch it again, I’ve only seen it in its entirety like 3 times.
It gets more confusing, because the Queen wasn’t just pretending to be “a handmaiden named Padme.” Her given name was, in fact, Padme! So she was “hiding” by pretending to be someone who had the same name as herself.
How does that work, exactly? “No, you evil Trade Federation agent, I’m not the one you want! You’re looking for Padme, but I’m Padme!” That’s even worse “hiding” than Obi-Wan changing his first name to “Ben,” but keeping the “Kenobi” part.
Although when your main plan to avoid assassination is to stand two feet away from the intended target at all times, any step that comes next probably isn’t going to make much of a difference anyway.
When the villain in a recent episode of Chicago PD (and Fire and SVU…crossovers) came on screen I thought wow, Pete Holmes is going very dark. I am a fan of his silliness and comedy. Turns out it was his fake brother Dallas Roberts instead. (Does this mean that John Ritter isn’t their dad?)