These glasses can cure cancer!

[astro]

Well, they can do just about everything else.

[Ravenman]

“Don’t spend another night alone petting the cat.”

[Q.E.D]

@Ravenman

“Don’t spend another night alone petting the cat.”

I think that’s a euphamism for female masturbation.

[Zebra]

[Eva Gabor] Would you like to pet my pussy?

[Johnny Carson] Yes but would you please move your cat?