These Monkeys Aint Monkeying Around

Covid fueled lack of tourism leads to a shortage of food for our simian relatives. Street gangs of monkeys stop traffic as they brawl. Can we really afford to defund the police while this sort of violence is rampant on the streets?

Nevermind.

Not sly.

Drawing comparisons between defunding the police in America and gangs of monkeys? Seriously?

Iā€™m closing this thread.